[Nibbles his ear.] Touch those crackers again and I'll break your hand.
[No he won't, ever. He'd sooner lose a wing than hurt Japan, but it's a test to see if Japan will risk it anyway. Besides, maybe with his deadpan threatening voice it'll actually be believable. And a broken hand might be better than a heart attack. Or would it??]
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[No he won't, ever. He'd sooner lose a wing than hurt Japan, but it's a test to see if Japan will risk it anyway. Besides, maybe with his deadpan threatening voice it'll actually be believable. And a broken hand might be better than a heart attack. Or would it??]