You're completely content... gorging on crackers. And you don't even know how this would seem absurd to anyone. You also chose salt over every other kind of vice I could think of. [Spreads his hands with a shrug.] My apologies Bushido, but it is all rather quite ridiculous. In a completely adorable way. [Ruffles. Oh Japan, you could never bore Marco. At least not now that he knows better.]