[Congrats. You've confused a man who uses precisely that to trick and confuse people on a regular basis. If he's dressed as a woman, it's because he intends to mimic a woman as part of a disguise--it's the same for if he dresses as a policeman or a courier.]
You pirates and your Grand Line and your One Piece--you're all very weird!
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You pirates and your Grand Line and your One Piece--you're all very weird!