Well, I wouldn't say that.

[He was generally sort of the designated driver in charge of keeping everyone from drawing marine attention or riling up too many other pirate crews, but he's been at this piracy thing for quite a long time.]

Thatch always had a knack for finding ways to get me in trouble. I'm still not sure what happened the night before I woke up on top of a chicken coop with a clown suit on. It doesn't help that it was a spring island.