fierybluebird | [Video; Drunken Revenge Get] -- Blue = Marco, Black = Law

[After a certain post about a phoenix and his love of flowers, said phoenix is now getting his revenge. Because that is what Whitebeard pirates (arguably) do best.]

[Law, Marco, and Ace all appear to be a bit drunk, but to the well-trained eye, it's pretty clear that one of them is a lot more tipsy than the other two. And given who the other two are; they might be outright faking it.]

Aww don't worry Ace, you look great. Good enough to be one of Law's nurse's, eh?

[At which the evil pirate filming all this shows off Ace in the nurse uniform their father favored.]

[And Law chimes in!] I do think the leopard print is very flattering.

See? So relax, it's just us. [Wow, what a liar.]

[This kicks off quite the series of costumes. Some of which are meant to look good, others are more obviously meant as revenge.. At one point, the sneakiest of the trio gets in a picture of both Law and Ace and then a presumably tipsy Law wearing cat ears. Enjoy the show Luceti, and feel free to ask Marco what the hell is wrong with him, or to talk to either of the other two of course.]

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Weeeeeeell. That's. A very good question.

[Nod.]

Mister Ace... you're good on your toes, right?

[He just shakes his head slowly.] Nope. Not a daaaaaamn bit. And whoever th'fuck said that. I am... a male.

Ah, but you're dressed like a woman, It's only polite to refer to you as such since you're playing the part~

Eh? It's possible to crossdress, but still be manly.

Jeez, Izou would give you such a talking to...

So would Emporio Ivankov... [Just putting that out there.] Being a man isn't dependent on the clothing you wear.

Seriously, dumbass! God, don't be so rude like that! [Okay, who's he talking to?]

[Congrats. You've confused a man who uses precisely that to trick and confuse people on a regular basis. If he's dressed as a woman, it's because he intends to mimic a woman as part of a disguise--it's the same for if he dresses as a policeman or a courier.]

You pirates and your Grand Line and your One Piece--you're all very weird!

I think I speak for all of us when I say that was the weirdest statement of everyone here.

...

[Yeeeeep. Cue one baffled expression from Law at that, Lupin. What the hell, man. Of all the things to call them weird over.]

Th'fuck's so weird about that? Tha stuff's normal for us, 'kay? Yer th'weird one.

[He's DRUNK, and making more sense.]

But--but...

[Congrats. Enjoy the rare moment of rendering the thief speechless.]

Seriously. That'd be like saying...

"Oh you thieves, and your world geography, and jackets and hair-styles. HOW WEIRD."

[Sorry. Downing a shot here. But you can just FEEL the agreement from him.]

[Same nod of agreement. What the pirate said.]

It wasn't about that--but it's too complicated!

[and he suspects that the pirates wouldn't quite get it.]

You have some objection to dressing like woman but not acting like one?

[Amused tone, even through the deadpan.]

[Still quiet. Listening. Hmmm...]

[Video; Drunken Revenge Get] -- Blue = Marco, Black = Law

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