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AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

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I wish you good luck. Here's hoping your current looks go away as soon as possible.

They are so! Nami likes them. [Sparkles at Ace. Come on and join his ~~German~~ Hardcore sparkle party.]

Thank you, eh. Maybe I can find someone who knows how to make it.

[Like tackling a doctor.]

Are we really going to have this argument again!? [Keep your sparkles away.]

Ugh, now I really need a shower.

[Chuckles evilly and lets Ace have the water as he starts working the hair remover into his hair.]

You just can't admit when you're beat.

[Mmmm, the water feels nice.] Like hell I was beat. You can only give one person who actually likes sparkles.

And Chun-Li. Two. Both girls.

Wow, a whopping two girls out of how many dozen in Luceti.

[FROWNS AT ACE. Give him a break man, how many does he even talk to enough to sparkle at them?]

Rei would probably like them too... [Not sulking.]

[He raises an eyebrow while washing his hair.] Who's Rei?

[Snaps his fingers. How could he forget?! HOW?! He was going to try to get them to meet. They both like fire! ~~Too bad she's only fifteen so he can't set them up.~~]

Smart priestess girl. She's another fire starter like you. And she has two crows with her and does future telling things. You really have to meet her.

[First thought?] You'd better not try to set us up.

[Deadpan, purely deadpan.]

She's too young for you. Not that I was thinking of it. [Liar.] You told me not to before after all.

[Liar.] Okay, just making sure. What's she like?

Fire, smart priestess, girl-height. [Helpful Marco, so helpful.] Long black hair... I'll give you her journal name later so you can see for yourself.

[Yeah, that tells him so much.]</small. Mn, okay.

[ .. give her a second.. ]

You didn't just seriously consider that, did you?

[HAHA--sorry, Norma stopped paying attention after she heard the word "girlfriend". The silence that lingers belies the cranking of the gears in her head, the devilish schemes she begins to plot, and she serpentine smile that slithers its way onto her lips. Man, you should have just lied.]

Girlfriend? [Ohoho.] Is she an actual human being or should I prepare a nest? I'll line it with bows and ribbons just for you both.

Well, phoenix-san, if you ever want me to lend a hand, I wouldn't mind it at all. I'm very good at making people feel bad for what they've said or done...

[She chuckles darkly and quietly. Man, it would be really funny to see someone like Ace down on his knees after a taste of her Negative Hollow. And even if he gets mad, she can hide behind Marco! Seems like a great way to blow a few minutes and have some fun.]

You'd like her. And I like her crows. [Good job Marco.]

[Lightly whacks her with a wing. See this? This is why he can't stop seeing her as Haruta. He even said he missed having Izou's help with this, but on the bright side, Haruta wasn't there to dick with him. Good thing he waited until after the first date to tell her about it.]

As much as I appreciate the offer, [No he doesn't] she's a real human, not an actual bird robin.

I prefer to be the only bird in the relationship, thank you.

Yeah? [Birdie head tilt while he thinks it over and shakes his head. Right, she means it in a different way than him.]

Nah, I want it to be something he can laugh over later. But thank you for the offer cutie.

Not real zombies, I'm not Gecko Moria.

[Because that makes it all better.]

You've lost your head over fruit before?

[And then she smirks]

If you dance with the Mugiwara, you'd better be prepared to leave safety behind.

Oh yes. It the great pineapple smoothie debate of the 80s. Dreadful times they were. You couldn't walk into a decent bar without the coconut cultists demanding that pina coladas be replaced with coconut drinks only. [Perfectly deadpan (of course.) Did you learn about that in your history books Robin? Some things just get lost to time... Also Marco stop pretending/being so old.]

Oh~? [If that was meant to be a deterrent, it failed spectacularly.] I've been known to dance with death before. And do the Mugiwara family do some literal dancing too?

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