[Don't tell him that either, he'll get even more tsun and vaguely jealous. And put them on his kick list. At least Shanks can find ways to bounce on and off that list with accidental ease.]
No.... [Lying. LYING SO MUCH. Not even like good lying. This is obvious horrible lying. Luffy is the only worse liar than this.] Well, maybe a little. [Must find something reasonable and not thoroughly petty to trash talk Shanks on!] You know he likes to be purposely annoying to people, right? [While true, Marco is a troll too so this would be invalid if he just had a smidge more self-awareness. He just thinks he likes to joke around. Whereas Shanks isn't joking, he's just being annoying. On purpose. That fiend. Because that's not a form of joking around at all, nope.]
Besides, you like his red hair and not mine? At least mine has nuance and depth! [... Don't even ask how that makes sense, Marco's not sure either, he's just going to bullshit this.]
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No.... [Lying. LYING SO MUCH. Not even like good lying. This is obvious horrible lying. Luffy is the only worse liar than this.] Well, maybe a little. [Must find something reasonable and not thoroughly petty to trash talk Shanks on!] You know he likes to be purposely annoying to people, right? [While true, Marco is a troll too so this would be invalid if he just had a smidge more self-awareness. He just thinks he likes to joke around. Whereas Shanks isn't joking, he's just being annoying. On purpose. That fiend. Because that's not a form of joking around at all, nope.]
Besides, you like his red hair and not mine? At least mine has nuance and depth! [... Don't even ask how that makes sense, Marco's not sure either, he's just going to bullshit this.]