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[Hello Luceti. Hanging out around the Library? Item shop? Food shop? Pretty much wherever you are, you might spot a certain insane poster and the pirate putting it up. All right, who let Marco have some art supplies? Well you're all about to be punished for it, because even if you're a recluse, he makes sure to post it on the journal too.]

[In a purely deadpan tone Marco switches to showing off a plate of cookies.] Join. We have cookies.

And can anyone tell me about their world's sports? Is Hit & Dead Ball or Dodgeball universal, what about Red and Green Light? If we had a games tournament here, what games would everyone like to see in it? And what kind of rewards?

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Yes. And snowflakes. Because every one of them is special and different.

[This is the most horrible friendship ever. Based on trolling and being a bird. Yup.]

[By horrible you mean beautiful right? Luce shuts his eyes to imagine snow sparkling in the sun/]

[Noooope. I mean horrible.]

[Marco sneaks over to sprinkle some sparkles around Luce. (Un)Luckily for him, they'll last for a bit.]

Good job. You're a real natural, eh.

[Luce smiles as he reaches out to grab one. Wide-eyed and excited.]

I want to take some to show Abel.

Okay, you should. I'm sure there are plenty more where those came from.

[Seriously an unending supply. Although Marco does worry a little at just what Abel will think of this sparkle bird friend. Mm-hm.]

I'll be sure to come to you next time.

The next time you sparkle?

Well, I am not a phoenix. So it couldn't be me sparkling. [Small smile.] I'm something else.

A snowflake?

Nope. Nothing sparkly. You can stay the prettiest bird.

[Laughs. So Luce saw straight through him, but it was to be expected. He wasn't an idiot after all.]

Aye, that's very hard to beat.

[Except Luce will obviously stay very childlishy enthralled with the sparkles. ]

Very very hard

[Laughs again.]

Thanks matey~!

[A small pause. Wait. He told everyone the sparkles got him girls.... oh well. Luce is now a girl. Shhhhh.]

Yes. But don't take too long or I might leave without you.

[Though, most likely, she'll make you wait-- at least a little]

Sure thing!

[Oh. He will be over there so damn fast. But it's okay, he brought a book. That said, she'll still find him on his back in phoenix form lazily watching clouds.]

[She will be a while longer. If only because, apparently, she takes more care in the shower than you. But once she sees you, hands will sprout from the earth and attempt to tickle you wherever she can find a spot]

[Oh his gosh, noez! Not tickling! Okay, it's totally okay she doesn't know he's ticklish, if he can just hold his breath--]

[.........]

[And he loses the game falling into peals of birdie laughter and rolling around.]

[Amusing, and entirely too cute. She doesn't quite want to stop. She does, however, after a while and crouches beside him, resting her cheek on her hand]

Having fun?

[Flomps his head in her lap and just tries to breathe. A little winded.]

It's hard to breathe like that, eh.

[So perfectly deadpan composed you could swear he wasn't having a giggle fit seconds earlier.]

[True, but he was, and it's not something she's going to forget soon. She'll hold onto that for now though and lightly trail her fingers over his head]

When you're laughing, does breathing matter?

[Leans into the fingers and tilts his neck up for another hand.]

Perhaps~

But it's not as fun if I can't make you laugh in return.

I suppose you'll have to try harder, then.

[But she's teasing since you're amusing just as you are. Still, it would be interesting to see what you do. And as to the unspoken request, she'll add several hands, soothing and scratching and stroking, to see what will make you the most relaxed]

[Oh god, he's just in heaven. He had meant to help her garden, or at least try to make her laugh, but this is too good to focus on those things so he just winds up melting and rolling onto his back again. Anything under his chin and on the inside of his neck will turn him the most to putty.]

Harder is easy enough, but I don't think you'd be impressed by bird jokes, eh.

Impressed or not, I'd like to hear them.

[She's amused just watching you melt like this and so she'll continue her work, experimenting to find just the right places and you'd better believe she will.]

[O-oh. Okay. That one right there? That might make him coo a little. God help him, NO ONE ELSE EVER is allowed to see this. They are all banned.]

So a duck walks into a bar, and he says, "You got any grapes?" [There's a bit of a Daffy Duck accent to this because that is how the joke goes.]
At first the bartender is astounded at meeting a talking duck and having him show up but he soon replies, "I'm sorry no, this is a bar, we only serve alcohol here."
So out the duck waddles. The next day he returns again and asks, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender is a little more confused by this. "What? You again? No. I told you yesterday, we only serve alcohol."

[Give Marco a moment for a small pause as he melts into a blue phoenix puddle. Man staying composed and thinking like this is hard.]

The duck waddles out again. Next morning though, same thing. "You got any grapes?"
"No," the bartender says, "We never gave grapes. This is a bar. The only grapes we have are wine and ducks can't drink that."
Well, this continues for awhile, and the bartender gets more and more frustrated. He throws a bottle at him eventually losing his patience and says for the duck to never come back, but still he returns. Day after day, "You got any grapes?"
Finally the bartender's had enough. He tells the duck, "If you come back in here again looking for grapes I'm going to take a hammer and nail your feet to the wall and make you hang there."
The next morning the duck comes back. The bartender scowls, about to resign himself to fate when the duck asks "You got any nails?"
"No, of course not, it's a bar, all we have is alcohol," he says like he's said a million times.
"Oh good," the duck beams. "You got any grapes?"

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