[Laughs happily. Oh he loves seeing Japan like this and ducks down to try to find Japan.]

Excuse me sir, have you seen my Bushido? Short, pretends to be ancient when he's really still just a little kid most of the time. He passed by this way and then poof, disappeared.

[Yes, he's an idiot for this joke. See also the earlier half of this thread where he thought it would be rude to call Japan on his obvious masks.]