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Marco the Phoenix (
fierybluebird
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2011-11-24 08:42 pm (UTC)
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Two seagulls walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you having?"
One says a seabreeze, but the other doesn't know. After some prompting he decides Sex On a Beach.
"I'm sorry," the bartender tells him, "We're out of peach schnapps."
"All right Parrot Bay Pinada," the seagull decides. The bartender gets it for him and the seagull asks "Where's the parrot to beat up?"
"Yeah," the first seagull says, "And where's my salty air?"
[Marco tilts his head. Drink puns to Luffy. Riiiight.]
That one's probably worse, huh?
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[action]
One says a seabreeze, but the other doesn't know. After some prompting he decides Sex On a Beach.
"I'm sorry," the bartender tells him, "We're out of peach schnapps."
"All right Parrot Bay Pinada," the seagull decides. The bartender gets it for him and the seagull asks "Where's the parrot to beat up?"
"Yeah," the first seagull says, "And where's my salty air?"
[Marco tilts his head. Drink puns to Luffy. Riiiight.] That one's probably worse, huh?