[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

[fierybluebird]

[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]

Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.

[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]

Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?

You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"

Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Sounds like fun.

[He ships you already. Get out while you can Greece.]

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

It's a party at our place; you should come visit.

((It's too late, they're already getting into trouble. why do i play whores.))

[fierybluebird]

[For the same reason I do.]

Maybe I will sometime. And I'll bring Japan if he won't go into culture shock.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

((You're probably right.))

Oh he'll be okay. France isn't like always grouping people like some folks say.

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at.]

France isn't so bad. [But so help you all if anyone lays a hand on Japan....]

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[fierybluebird]

Who has he groped recently?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

.... depends on your definition, I think.

[fierybluebird]

The... standard non-accidental edition?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh going with that, there's me...... ((He might have a skewed definition of groping, as well...))

[fierybluebird]

This is unsurprising.

[No offense bro, but seriously. You did send out a pick up line to every single person in Discedo almost.]

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

I think he just needs like physical attention, you know? It helps some people sort out like.... internal stress and things. Discedo and what have you.

[fierybluebird]

[Chokes. Marco is the same way, shh. Oh dear, he's blushing now.]

Yeah sure, perfectly understandable really.

Ahhh aren't you that way too? [See also Marco's thoughts: "Isn't everyone?!"]

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh I don't really deal with stress like that? I suck in bed when I'm stressed. I think my last boyfriend mentioned that....

[fierybluebird]

Eh? Who was your last one?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Oh some guy. It didn't really last long since he had this weird cat allergy so he was always sneezing when I rolled around.

[fierybluebird]

Yikes. I can see where that'd be a problem, eh.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Yea... I'm not exactly hypo-allergenic.

[fierybluebird]

I was thinking more like your pet cats. Unless you really are a cat as Japan says.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

......







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I miss my cats. ((INSTANTLY DEPRESSED. w;a;w ))

[fierybluebird]

E-EH?! Well, what about Disco-chan? Ah... you'll see them again!

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Yea but it's like...







I haven't seen a cat in like.....




forever.



Uhhh. Never mind. ((quietly dies. p-poor marco I'm sorry.))

[fierybluebird]

All right... I'll look for a cat for you?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

....you'd do that...?

[fierybluebird]

Yeah. No trouble at all.