Marco the Phoenix (
fierybluebird) wrote2011-11-24 09:16 am
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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes
[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]
Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.
[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]
Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?
You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"
Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!
Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.
[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]
Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?
You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"
Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!
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...I don't understand what Marco means.
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So rather than openly deciding anything, he'll just slowly slip away from Marco to stand and take the dishes from the crackers and tea.... And the empty salt shaker yes.]
Ah... I will take care of this first... [And then he's turning to do that as fast as he can, so to free himself from the embarrassment for a moment.]
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The fact that he's happy with Marco, and that he's able to have this sort of thing. That Marco seems somehow pleased by him as well. That they have come this far already, and he was able to help a bit in dealing with Ace leaving... And even that he's dealing with a really strange urge for salt. Yup. The things on Japan's mind are fabulous.]
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Yo. Decide what you want? [His fingers are on the drawers in case he needs to grab some other clothes.]
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Ah... I have to decide? [No, he knows by now that that's been made clear. It's just difficult for him, and he'll try to find any way around it that he can. At least while waiting for the chance to make a vague enough suggestion in the right direction. Not that the direction so much mattered in this case... It was Marco after all.]
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[Comes and joins him on the bed.]
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So what does he... enjoy? That's not something he usually gets to ask himself.]
Ah... One of my hobbies is sensing the mood. [So if they both can do that in the way he's meaning right now... Yeah he'd like that.] What about Marco?
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So I ask myself, what would Bushido like? I worry about getting it wrong though. Even when I can sense the atmosphere, it doesn't point me the right direction. [Starts nibbling down Japan's neck and licking lower suggestively.]
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He places a hand on Marco's arm, welcoming rather than anything else, and leans a little into that.]
...That is like asking which season I enjoy the most. [When in fact, he enjoys the changing of them and the beauty of each. Yes... But he brings his free hand to the side of Marco's face and neck.] Ah, but, I can try to be more clear...
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So you can guide me however you want. [Keeps sliding down Japan's chest and undoes the kimono, gently sliding fingertips along the insides of Japan's thighs.]
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I will do my best.
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Hah... I'm already relishing the sounds you'll make. Maybe next time I'll dress up in your cat ears too.
[Licks a circle just over the head of Japan's dick and shoots a devious glance at Japan.]
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Is Marco fond of roleplay? [As if he can get away with speaking casually when his voice is so nervous and he's hiding his face. Yes. Thinking of catboy Marco just brings up this question though.]
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[Licks more in teasing circles, sliding his hand around the shaft white a free on lightly cupped his balls and gently brushed them.]
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I was speaking of times like... this.
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Ah, never? ... Oh. ...What does it depend on, then?
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Well, as much silence as he can manage, with all this attention he's getting. Okay so he's not silent at all, he's just not talking. A quiet groan, and his hands are still hesitating, half-covering his face. Still, he can't quite look away from Marco...]
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