Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

[fierybluebird]

Hello New Feathers! My name is Marco. I hope you're all settling in all right! If you're still having problems getting lost in the middle of nowhere, give me a call and I'll be right over to guide you back to town.

For everyone else, I have a friend about my size who's in some desperate need of costumes. I'll take anything you've got. Nurse's uniforms, maid uniforms, marines, chicken costumes, bunny ears, literally anything.

Bonus points if it looks sexy on a guy.

[Believe it or not these really aren't meant for him personally, but feel free to think that.]

All right, thanks in advance!

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

Aye, it's a surprise.

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[repudiate]

I'm pretty sure he'll be surprised alright if there's some ridiculous clothing like that involved.

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[fierybluebird]

Aye, and suits. Maybe even a tuxedo. Those will be the most ridiculous of all, no doubt.

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[repudiate]

I know few outfits that are more embarassing than tuxedos are. [ just going along with the deadpan.. ] I'm already starting to feel sorry for the poor guy.

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[fierybluebird]

As you should. Just wait for the show, eh? And bring a friend.

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[repudiate]

If it's really as good as you make it out to be, I shouldn't be bringing a friend but instead just start selling first row tickets.

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[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.] Possibly, but I'd rather as many people as possible saw it.

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[repudiate]

Of course, if they didn't it wouldn't be half as embarassing for that person.

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[fierybluebird]

Exactly. Besides that way the nets can be cast as far out as necessary.