Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

[fierybluebird]

Hello New Feathers! My name is Marco. I hope you're all settling in all right! If you're still having problems getting lost in the middle of nowhere, give me a call and I'll be right over to guide you back to town.

For everyone else, I have a friend about my size who's in some desperate need of costumes. I'll take anything you've got. Nurse's uniforms, maid uniforms, marines, chicken costumes, bunny ears, literally anything.

Bonus points if it looks sexy on a guy.

[Believe it or not these really aren't meant for him personally, but feel free to think that.]

All right, thanks in advance!

Comments

[deathsdoctor]

Definitely.

[Conspiratorial look.] How do you plan to keep him still long enough to get all this on him? [Because even though we have Haki, he's a Logia. And the moment we take or hands off him, he's going to dissolve into flame.]

[fierybluebird]

[Amused grin.]

You've never gotten Ace really drunk, have you?

He'll put them on himself if he's drunk enough. It'd be easier if Izou was here, but if nothing else I'll tell him the truth that it's a fashion show.

[deathsdoctor]

I've gotten Mister Ace drunk. [Pause.] He's just never stayed conscious terribly long.

[Smirk] Well, then... I'm always up for a few drinks.

[fierybluebird]

That's when he's more... [Waves a hand.] Sad and angry drunk. Fun drunk Ace is the best. It's just harder to get the right level.

[Flexes his fingers.] Excellent.

[Marco might also invite Robin to join, and then she will dress up Marco >> For reasons. XD Would Law be cool with that?]

[deathsdoctor]

[That might lead to a few unpleasant confrontations on things Law doesn't know about yet, and then he wouldn't be cool with it.

So he will suggest...]

Having a guys night out might just do the trick, then.

[Robin can come in just a little later. So she can get Marco alone. All alone. |D]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh my~]

Eh, don't worry. He'll be a little frustrated after he's back to an adult, but after a couple days he'll be so elated just to have Sabo around again he won't even really remember why he's always so mad. [At least not on the surface. It's not that it goes away, but Ace won't be quite so frustrated and empty about his own death with Sabo around. And the prank war he has with Marco tends to cheer him up a bit.]

[deathsdoctor]

[Nodding.]

Let me know when you want to do this, then.

[fierybluebird]

Will do. I'll keep an eye on his mood for the perfect time to pounce.

[Worst brother ever.]