fierybluebird | Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

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Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

Hello New Feathers! My name is Marco. I hope you're all settling in all right! If you're still having problems getting lost in the middle of nowhere, give me a call and I'll be right over to guide you back to town.

For everyone else, I have a friend about my size who's in some desperate need of costumes. I'll take anything you've got. Nurse's uniforms, maid uniforms, marines, chicken costumes, bunny ears, literally anything.

Bonus points if it looks sexy on a guy.

[Believe it or not these really aren't meant for him personally, but feel free to think that.]

All right, thanks in advance!

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Just be glad I didn't kick 'em or something.

[He'll just grab some food and eat until you get up.]

[Shudders. He will stop being on the floor when he stops being in agony. Hopefully soon.]

Great. I appreciate that. I'm sure Garp would be so proud.

[He just keeps munching.] Gramps wouldn't be proud of me for much of anything.

[Finally gets up.]

You're wrong. I practically hate the man, and I have no doubt if he was here I'd have to keep dodging his punches, sucking all the fun out of life -- but he really loves you Ace. He wouldn't try to get you to be a marine if you didn't. And I know he's got to be proud of you for protecting your family no matter what, eh.

[Rubs his jaw.] And seriously. He'd be dying of laughter and proud of you for punching me. [-_-']

How the hell does trying to force me to a marine show he loves me? [He can't deny Garp does care, though. Why else would he take in a kid like him?] Can't imagine him being happy for something like protecting family. I just do it since he's not around to.

... heheh, he'd laugh, I'll bet.

Because in his completely fucking crazy brain -- [Sorry Ace, he tries not to insult your family, Garp included, but he was just punched in the nuts in what can only be described as rousing memories of Garp's punches.] -- that would save your life and set you on the best path towards happiness. I don't agree with him, obviously, or we wouldn't be nakama, but even I can see why he'd think that.

And let's just say you and Luffy get up to a lot bigger trouble, and since he definitely can't be around, I think he appreciates that you do your own thing in spite of him. In you know... a weird kind of backwards D way. Don't punch me in the nuts again for all that or I'll break my rule and kick you.

And yeah... he'd laugh a lot. I'm getting a headache just picturing it.

[... that kinda makes sense now.] That'd be a shitty way to try and save my life. It's like handing me over to them. And like hell I'd be happy doing something he forced me into.

[WAIT WHAT WAS THAT.] Oi, what d'y'mean, "backwards D way"!? [He was about to punch you again. But then you threatened to kick him. So he lowers his fist.]

Heheheh, he'd crack up!

You know exactly what I mean. [Sticks his tongue out.] He thinks it'd be good. If you want to know more than that... ask him yourself. All I know is he's prouder of you than you think and he loves you more than you know.

[Irritated sigh but a happy Ace is a good Ace.] Aye, he would... Be glad he's not here or he might get punch-happy and extend it to you and Luffy.

Jerk. [... now what the hell to say to that?] ... okay.

[ghhhk.] He doesn't need to be here.

I'm biased, but I prefer to have less marines running around punching me than not.

I hear you there. Like hell I want Gramps and his buddies running around here.

Aye. Luceti has problems enough without him realizing he could just bash holes in the walls and it'll repair itself.

[...............that is a scary thought.] He can just stay at home with Sen- what's his face.

Sengoku, aye, that works for me.

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Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

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