fierybluebird | [Video; Drunken Revenge Get] -- Blue = Marco, Black = Law

[After a certain post about a phoenix and his love of flowers, said phoenix is now getting his revenge. Because that is what Whitebeard pirates (arguably) do best.]

[Law, Marco, and Ace all appear to be a bit drunk, but to the well-trained eye, it's pretty clear that one of them is a lot more tipsy than the other two. And given who the other two are; they might be outright faking it.]

Aww don't worry Ace, you look great. Good enough to be one of Law's nurse's, eh?

[At which the evil pirate filming all this shows off Ace in the nurse uniform their father favored.]

[And Law chimes in!] I do think the leopard print is very flattering.

See? So relax, it's just us. [Wow, what a liar.]

[This kicks off quite the series of costumes. Some of which are meant to look good, others are more obviously meant as revenge.. At one point, the sneakiest of the trio gets in a picture of both Law and Ace and then a presumably tipsy Law wearing cat ears. Enjoy the show Luceti, and feel free to ask Marco what the hell is wrong with him, or to talk to either of the other two of course.]

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Izou would disown us if we couldn't, eh?

Take it away, Ace!

[You are asking a very drunk man to walk around in heels, Sanji?

How dare you. Fine.] Uuuuh... Marco, ya got any in yer clos't?

[... WELL MARCO? Don't mind Sanji guffawing in the background. Carry on, he'll just watch.]

Oh yeah Ace. I just kept them around to show off for Shanks.

[That's a no, he doesn't, but feel free to look.]

Don't worry, I picked up some orange ones recently. In your size too.

Mmmmmkay! [He just stares at him.] Where are they? [His speech is still slurred, and it's not letting up anytime soon.]

[... orange?]

Maaah, I would've gone for red for him.

Everything he wears is orange if he has the choice. Besides matching the beads isn't as fun as that crazy hat.

I'll get them, Ace, you model.

C'mon, Sanjiiii! Orange is a lot better than red! [Geez, everyone knows this.]

Kay, bro! [He gives them both a stupidly drunk grin. Yes, he has had far too much to drink.]

[...]

Maaah, well... I wouldn't want to insult Nami-san's lovely shade of hair...

[Returns with the heels and hands them over to Ace.]

Strut your stuff matey.

[Blackmail material forever.]

Aye! [He salutes and everything for this, too. It takes him a bit of time to get them on because lol DRUNK. But once he does, he stands up and walks around a bit. See? he's totally got balance even dru--

Or not, because he just stumbled and went for a faceplant.

Right into the table. And caused things to fall on top of him with a loud crash.]

Edited (Ace needed more damage. :\a) 2012-06-12 18:28 (UTC)

[Steals Sanji's tag for Marco panic.]

OI ACE! [Sort of slow-mo dives to try to catch him. Oops.]

[Also steals because pain.]

[Well, you didn't succeed because now there's an Ace sliding off the table and rubbing his head. And he was solid when he hit it, so expect bruises and maybe a little bleeding.] Ooooooow... no more heels. And you walked in these for Shanks? You. Crazy.

[Dirty pirates, stealin' mah tags.

And Sanji would give you pointers, Ace - the first of which would be try walking in them while sober - but that would be telling, wouldn't it?

But oho. Sanji smells a story] Did he now? [Damn, he wishes he had some chips on hand or something]

[Then steal them back, Sanji. You're a pirate too.

Anyway, Law has popcorn on hand (don't ask how he got it). Go on, Marco, go on.]

Edited 2012-06-12 20:23 (UTC)

Aye, no more heels.

[No he didn't actually wear heels for Shanks, that was deadpan sarcasm. Which was lost on Ace. And therefore, Marco doesn't explain it yet. But he will tell a ridiculous story if someone keeps it up.]

[He kicks off the shoves and attempts to stand up... only to fall flat on his ass again. He winces a little, holding his head in one hand.]

Nn... owww. OH! Maybe you slept on the roof so much because you were embarrassed to be with Shanks, huh? So the hell were probably a show for him. You llllllllllllike him.

[Stares.]

Ace, you just fell over so I'm going to refrain from kicking you, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[Even including Lupin's weirdo statements.]

I slept on the roof until he was here and made me sleep inside.

[Wait. That came out wrong...] So I wasn't avoiding him over heels. [.... And that's even worse. =\] I just avoid him because he's annoying. [True story.]

[Sanji's just bidding his time, Law. Bidding his time.

... And then the chef is stealthily making his way to the kitchen, journal in hand. Fuck chips. Law's got the right idea; this requires popcorn. Extra butter.

Continue on, gents-- and for the record, that coughing is not covering up barks of laughter. Not at all.]

[This is a drunk, yet disbelieving look you are getting.]

Oh, he made you sleep inside, huh?

[Pretends to miss both Sanji's coughs and Ace's look. Yes, he's too haughty to return these ridiculous accusations.]

Someone had to keep an eye on him.

[And make sure that Marco didn't sleep in the rain just in attempt to keep Blackbeard at bay.]

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