[There is not enough deadpan in all the world to cover up Marco's reaction to that. Just a giant OTL and falling over, burying his head in arms leaning on his counter. And then running the kitchen sink and dunking his head under it. This just sort of... spreads the red however. When he gets back, he's got a pineapple dish towel wrapped around his head. Isn't he charming?]
H-handsome? You think Shanks is handsome? [And yet he, Marco the phoenix is not?]
[Video] -- the closest I have to an OTL icon
H-handsome? You think Shanks is handsome? [And yet he, Marco the phoenix is not?]
[Fuck his life.]