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AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

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[Sorry, you're expecting any helpful answers?

TOO BAD, ROY'S JUST LAUGHING OVER HERE.]

I hate you all.

Like you too, buddy. [Yeah, still sniggering. Okay, okay, he'll calm down.

Eventually.]

[Kicks a pan.]

That's it, I'm going black after this.

Changing to having black hair?

Anything that gets rid of the red.

The red's not that bad looking.

[Of course it's terrible, and Roy knows it.]

But I don't do hair dyes, so I got nothing for ya. [He just stick to wigs.]

You think so? I'm told I look like a murdered pineapple. [Spoken completely deadpan.]

Thanks anyway. [For showing up and laughing. Yup. Definitely what he needed in his life.]

A fine looking murdered pineapple.

[It's hard to keep a straight face with his grin.]

And no problem. [It's clearly what Marco needed, duh.]

[Facepalms.] Thanks for the try but I don't think that's a look anyone can pull off.

Maybe I'll shave it after all-- god no, not that.

I'd be surprised if anyone can pull if off.

[Seriously, murdered pineapple 'do?]

Hm...yeah, no. Keep your hair on your head.

[Clearly not a good look for people. Or birds. Or bird people.]

Aye... that's just not a risk worth taking. Black. If I can't find anything else, I'm going black.

[Or anyone else, for that matter.]

Are there any good black hair dye around? Or you gotta make due?

I couldn't find any... Maybe shoe polish.

Can shoe polish work?

In a pinch perhaps. [He has no idea, he doesn't even wear shoes :|a]

But then I might end up looking like a raven, that'd be weird.

[Roy doesn't even use shoe polish. :|a]

You wouldn't know until you try. The only problem with be washing away the mess.

I'll keep looking for hair dye removal then. Since I don't want to spend a month or so looking I'm in mourning.

I wish you good luck. Here's hoping your current looks go away as soon as possible.

Thank you, eh. Maybe I can find someone who knows how to make it.

[Like tackling a doctor.]

Pretty odd thing to know, but there might be someone. This village's full of different people.

There was a guy before who did, but I guess he went home. Still there are some scientists, so it shouldn't be too hard, right?

[Science = magic, it can do anything.]

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