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AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

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I-I take it back.

[GRINS!]

Good girl.

[He likes you Perona. When he destroys everyone who laughed at him, you may live.]

I don't suppose you have any idea where I can find hair dye or bleach, eh?

[It's honestly a very wise survival tactic - no joke is worth her life, even if he does look beautifully ridiculous. And like Shanks...ahem.]

It doesn't wash out? [Ooh, yeah. Then that would be a problem.] I can have a scout or two look...it'd be much quicker that way, but I don't buy dyes for my hair, I like it how it is.

Ahhh you're lucky cutie.

It's even in my feathers. [Scowl scowl.]

Your feathers?

[Frown. Okay, this is beginning to sound worse and worse. It's permanent dye, a terrible color, and poor Marco can't even get a break as a cute little birdy? That is just not right. It's not okay to mess with cute things when Perona's around.]

You wouldn't think fire would dye so easily but if anyone knew how to find a way, of course it'd be him.

Mmh...if I find any dye, phoenix-san, I'll have it sent to you. Have you taught Fire Fist a lesson already? [She can, you know. It'll be fun for both parties involved. >> Horohorohoro...]

Much appreciated.

And no... not exactly. [They had a cuddle party on the roof. Fail.]

[Major fail. Be glad Perona's unawares, lest your fractured dignity fall into the black abyss forever, Marco.]

Eh, then...he got away? Hm~ I think I would run too, if I were to make someone like you upset, phoenix-san. As cute as you may be as a bird, your reputation precedes you.

Thank you. [Even if his reputation is basically nonexistent in Luceti. He'll build it back. Starting with terrifying people like Perona. Fufufu.]

And he knows his punishment is coming to him. Soon. I'm not going to bother waiting for him to not expect it this time.

[Wow, rude, Marco, way to be really rude. :| She was even willing to help find dye for you, you crotchety old bird.]

Oh, do you have something in mind already? Horohoro, you two aren't ever going to stop, are you? [She still remembers the flowers. So cute....♥]

[DOH! He does want help on that. What if he stays as a cute ~~red demon~~ birdie ~~from hell~~?]

Kind of, but it hardly seems good enough. I'm still working on it. [And he's open to suggestions.]

Well, phoenix-san, if you ever want me to lend a hand, I wouldn't mind it at all. I'm very good at making people feel bad for what they've said or done...

[She chuckles darkly and quietly. Man, it would be really funny to see someone like Ace down on his knees after a taste of her Negative Hollow. And even if he gets mad, she can hide behind Marco! Seems like a great way to blow a few minutes and have some fun.]

Yeah? [Birdie head tilt while he thinks it over and shakes his head. Right, she means it in a different way than him.]

Nah, I want it to be something he can laugh over later. But thank you for the offer cutie.

Oh, all right... [Boo. Always ruining Perona's fun. She hasn't messed with anyone for quite some time now, and it's all so boring. Her powers are going to get rusty if she doesn't get to test them out every now and then. Sigh...]

Good luck with whatever it is you think of. Be sure to have it broadcast, I want to see what it is!

Oh, I'll definitely make sure it's seen, eh.

Looking forward to it! Horohorohoro...

Excellent, eh. I'll even give you a head's up that it'll probably be in a week or so.

Though at this rate, I might need to start plotting my next caper in advance.

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