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AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

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So that's what annoys you about the color the most? I mean, I have red hair too and it isn't all that bad..

Yeah, but it's pretty on you! And yours is dark. It's nice.

On me, I wind up looking like a Red-Haired Shanks fanboy.

I'm sure nobody would suspect a thing on the latter if you didn't bring that Shanks person up to begin with. After all, red hair is just red hair, right?

No, we're pirates. Hair color's kind of a big thing. His pirate name is Red-Haired Shanks. Just like my Pops is Whitebeard. And he's very famous.

[.... This totally makes the fanboy thing worse doesn't it? HM.]

[ It makes the pirate thing worse too. Pirates are big on hair color, why even, that makes pirates sound so weird.. ]

And do you have some sort of hair color nickname too then?

[Pirates are weird, okay.]

More like a feather thing. Which makes them being changed awful.

[ If it isn't parrots and wooden legs, it's hair color. ]

... Did you bother checking if it was permanent hair dye yet?

It is.

Huh. You'd figure that if it's a prank, it would at least be temporary, but.. he's that serious about it?

We might have a bad habit about upping the ante. And he was really mad about the dresses.

Please don't take it to a level where there will soon be dead bodies flying around everywhere.

Oh hey a zombie army-- nah... he'd just burn them all.

Yosh, I promise not to take it to that level.

[ .. give her a second.. ]

You didn't just seriously consider that, did you?

Not real zombies, I'm not Gecko Moria.

[Because that makes it all better.]

So if they're not 'real' zombies, what kind of zombies are they then? Fake ones?

Right! Like a fake army to surprise him.

Sounds like an interesting plan. In fact, that might just be the kind of prank I can in a way admire just because it's so well thought out.

.. Even if it's completely ridiculous, that is.

It would take too many volunteers and like I said, he'd probably just burn them all. So while it'd be hilarious on someone like......

[Pauses as he tries to think of a brother who wouldn't wreak havoc with it. Yeah he has none. Rakuyo would feed them to his chain chomp, Blamenco would go "hammer smash!" Izou and Curiel would shoot them, Vista's reaction would be hilarious except that it's still running the risk of him cutting them to pieces...]

Maybe most of the Luceti, it's harder to find something a guy who can turn into fire won't just burn, eh?

.. Ah, yeah. It sounds like if you'd make anything remotely scary pop up around that guy, he'd just burn it to pieces. Better never take him to a haunted house at this rate.

You know... I think I did once. [Remembering face.] Come to think, that was how we got banned from the entire island and Thatch had to smooth things over with stealing some of Pops' booze.

Good times.

[Lesson never learned.]

[ He's one of those types, huh.. ]

I have to admit I'm not entirely surprised to hear all of that.

[Y u p.]

Aye, I guess we were always a little bit wild, eh?

From as far as I can tell from your little prank war in this place, you're definitely wild. Even more than 'a little bit'.

But.. whatever, right? As long as you don't involve other people in it, just go and have your fun.

Well, Nico Robin did get involved.... but that was her choice.

Honestly I'm not sure if she's just trying to make us both uneasy or if she's actually plotting something. Which of course... is an uneasy concern. She's diabolical. [Spoken with a bit too much admiration.]

But we avoid getting anyone stuck in the middle who doesn't want to be. Hmm... I wonder if I could turn Sabo to my side...

Don't say you wouldn't get anyone else stuck in it and then wonder out loud if you can convince someone to join in.. [ a tiny sigh, but she doesn't seem to care too much either way. ]

But do you think she's planning to become some sort of third party in the whole war?

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