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[fierybluebird]

AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

I'll try to be quick then.

[goldenglasses]

I look forward to it.

[fierybluebird]

I don't suppose you have any good ideas, do you?

I've got one, but it's almost too mean.

[goldenglasses]

Hm, don't know Ace well enough to really suggest something good.

But what do you have in mind?

[fierybluebird]

It's a secret until I do it.

Maybe temporarily replacing his cowboy hat.

[goldenglasses]

That doesn't seem so bad. [Lame.]

[fierybluebird]

With pink and sparkles and making him think I painted it.

[Private] Derp! Almost forgot!

[goldenglasses]

Hmm, better, but it's almost just doing the same thing he did to you. It needs something more.

[Private] Derp! Almost forgot!

[fierybluebird]

You think so? Like what?

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

Well, it would require getting him to put it on, but maybe gluing it to his head so he can't take it off for awhile.

[Private]

[fierybluebird]

Nah, that thing is already attached at his head. It's his trademark.

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

Hm, I dunno, but you had better think of something good!

[Private]

[fierybluebird]

[Thinks it over.]

His pants and sneakers too?

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

What if you could get him in a dress?

[Private]

[fierybluebird]

I already did that. And a nurse and maid uniform, and high heels to boot. That's what this was revenge for, eh.

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

Oh yeah, then you need to top that. I guess you could turn his skin pink and leave him naked in the square.

[Private]

[fierybluebird]

Ah... I can't do that. He's still my brother, eh.

If I did that it'd actually hurt him. And he wouldn't talk to me for a very long time. Exhibitionist or not.

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

Ah, yeah then that's going to far.

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[fierybluebird]

[Nods.]

He already goes topless as it is.

And honestly, I'll never be able to top Luffy getting turned female. That just already won for freaking Ace out the most. [A small laugh as he rubs his scruff, plotting.]

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[goldenglasses]

Oh yeah, I bet that was a bit of a shock for him. Well, good luck of thinking something awesome as a comeback.

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[fierybluebird]

Thanks matey, I'm pretty sure I will.

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[goldenglasses]

I look forward to it.

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[fierybluebird]

Aye. I'll be sure not to disappoint.