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[fierybluebird]

AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

That doesn't sound too bad, eh.

How dangerous were the attacks?

[mikangirl]

Depends on your point of view. For a Grand Line pirate, nothing that couldn't be handled.

[For others, somewhat nastier, she thinks.]

[fierybluebird]

[Which means for a New Worlder, it's less than nothing.]

So the Drafts are definitely worse.

[mikangirl]

[Well, she's including 'New World' under 'Grand Line', really.]

Again, depends on your point of view. But in general, yes. A lot more die on drafts. And they draft children.

[fierybluebird]

[Oh well that's fair.]

Che... Even Blackbeard doesn't go that far.

[mikangirl]

They say it's the people who are compatible with the Shift to go on that particular draft. [Which the missions have proven to be a load of crap.] Personally, I think they get their kicks out of drawing lots.

[fierybluebird]

That seems more likely. That or they keep extras around to test effects and serve as foils.

[mikangirl]

...you know, some of the people that get sent also get hit by side effects, too. So much for the whole "compatible" thing.

[fierybluebird]

Sadism at its finest, eh.

[mikangirl]

Pretty much.