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[fierybluebird]

[Hello Luceti. Hanging out around the Library? Item shop? Food shop? Pretty much wherever you are, you might spot a certain insane poster and the pirate putting it up. All right, who let Marco have some art supplies? Well you're all about to be punished for it, because even if you're a recluse, he makes sure to post it on the journal too.]





[In a purely deadpan tone Marco switches to showing off a plate of cookies.] Join. We have cookies.

And can anyone tell me about their world's sports? Is Hit & Dead Ball or Dodgeball universal, what about Red and Green Light? If we had a games tournament here, what games would everyone like to see in it? And what kind of rewards?

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[toujoursfluer]

Mm.

[Though she is a bit out of sorts since she still isn't sure what she said. Cruelty toward ducks, perhaps? There are weeds to pull in the patch she wants to plant lavender so she sets a line of hands at work to the task as she thinks about this]

Tell me another? [She might sound somewhat apologetic. She really does want to hear but at the same time she wonders if this will help bring things back on an even keel]

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[fierybluebird]

[Grins at her and switches back to human to hold one of her hands as he starts deweeding.]

A man went into a bar and said to the bartender, "If you give me free drinks all night, I will entertain your customers so much they will stay all night and drink lots and lots."
"Oh yes," says the bartender. "How are you going to do that?"
The man gets a hamster out of his pocket and puts it on the piano. The hamster runs up and down the keyboard playing the greatest piano music anyone had ever heard.
"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "Have you got anything else?"
The man gets a parrot out of his other pocket and puts it on the bar. The hamster begins to play the piano again and the parrot sings along - sounding just like Pavarotti. Everyone in the bar is amazed and stayed all night drinking and listening to the hamster and parrot. The bartender is delighted. "I must have these animals. Will you sell them to me?" he asks. The man shook his head no. "Will you sell just one then?" asks the bartender.
"OK, I'll sell you the parrot for 10,000 berri" the man says. The bartender is delighted and hands over the money.
Another man standing next to the man who owned the hamster said, "You're a bit stupid selling that clever parrot for only 10,000 berri".
"No I'm not," the man replied. "The hamster is a ventriloquist"!!!