7 - [Text] The phoenix compiles a beastiary, does that mean he should be in it too?

[fierybluebird]

I'm attempting to compile a list of the monsters and/or natural creatures of this place. Thus to anyone who's fought some of the monsters or can offer information about them, I'd appreciate whatever you can share. Then we can keep the notebook in the library for anyone else stuck here later on.

Helpful form though not necessary to use:
<b>Name of monster type (if known)</b>: <b>Description of monster</b>: -- any pictures you can draw or took would also be helpful. <b>Where the monster was found or tends to be:</b> <b>What it eats</b>: <b>Is it edible itself?</b> <b>What world/region it comes from before Discedo:</b> (If known) <b>Danger level:</b> Is it unusually strong? Could a child defeat it? Does it require special types of weapons to defeat? Is it normally passive unless you invade its territory? Is it poisonous? Does it have special powers? Kill counts too would help. <b>Anything else to consider?</b>

Thank you very much to anyone who helps.

Also Ace, I miss Namur. We should adopt a shark and name it after him.

Comments

[biwinning]

uh no.
more liike "2ay2 everyone who ha2 better thiing2 two do wiith theiir liive2"
that doe2n't iinvolve wa2tiing tiime goiing
"oh doe2 thii2 2hiirt match my 2hoe2, ii wouldn't want to diie wiithout beiing properly coordiinated!"
or
"look at howw handsome i am wwith my stupid dye-job made from the blood of grubs, gosh i wwonder wwhy no one doesn't wwant to fill out quadrants wwith me-- oh yeah it's because i'm a hornsucking failure of a troll and WEAR A CAPE FOR NO REA2ON."
at lea2t iif you're goiing to try and conviince me that fa2hiion ii2n't 2tupiid, don't pick the one who OUT CLASHED THE CLOWN TROLL a2 your 2hiiniing example of aptiitude iin dre22iing hiim2elf.

[fierybluebird]

If it takes you time to figure out if a shirt and shoes match then fashion really is wasted on you.

[biwinning]

IIT DOE2N'T.
becau2e.
II DON'T CARE.

[fierybluebird]

That explains so much about your look.

[biwinning]

you don't know how ii look.

[fierybluebird]

Like a bee?

[biwinning]

not even a liittle.

ii u2ed two raii2e bee2.
that'2 iit.

[fierybluebird]

But you don't care how you look.

[biwinning]

ii don't care how ii dre22.
ii'm correctiing your addled human mind wiith what ii actually do look liike.
and ii don't look liike a fuckiing bee.

ooc: dying of lulz at icon thank you XDDDD

[fierybluebird]

Hey, whatever you're into mate.

LOL you're welcome!!

[biwinning]

ii don't even know how two take that.

Also sorry for Marco. I think he's Eri-biased

[fierybluebird]

Take it however you want, eh.

pfff, it's okay.

[biwinning]

what'2 your name.

yosh

[fierybluebird]

Marco.

[biwinning]

...


you're the piirate.

[fierybluebird]

Damn right.

[biwinning]

2o he wa2n't ju2t makiing up iimagiinary fake friiend2.
who would have gue22ed.

[fierybluebird]

Not unless hallucinations can be shared.

Though I have been known to give people nightmares. Fwahahaha.

[biwinning]

oh yeah.
you 2ound liike a real friighteniing motherglubber.
a2 you attempt two iin2ult me about my clothe2.
fuckiing shakiing iin fear riight now.

giive me a break.

[fierybluebird]

[Snickers softly.]

So I take it you're not going to try to correct his entry for you?

[biwinning]

what do you mean correct iit.
iit 2houldn't exii2t two begiin wiith.
ju2t delete iit or 2omethiing.

[fierybluebird]

Don't feel like it.

[biwinning]

fuck you.
ii can't "fix" iit.
ii'm a cod damn troll, not a mon2ter.

[fierybluebird]

What's so bad about being a monster anyway?

[biwinning]

becau2e iit'2 NOT WHAT II AM.
iin the phy2iical 2en2e or iin the metaphoriical 2en2e.
iif you're about two pull 2ome "ii'm a mon2ter iin my world" bull2hiit ii don't care.
you're a mon2ter.
good for you.
put your2elf on the damn lii2t for all ii care.
ju2t take me off of iit.