[Appointment Post / Voicemail]

[fierybluebird]

[Voice]
Hey, couldn't get to the comm right away, probably out kicking things. Since that doesn't last long, leave me a message and I'll get back to you as fast as I can, eh?

[Text]
Have a haiku.

There was a bluebird
Who was too busy for you
Leave me a message

[ooc: This post is a catch-all for threads that have to happen between posts. Start off with the Date & whether it's text/video in the comment bar and leave the IC message below.]

Comments

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

More like an extra good thing.

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

Nuh-uuuuuuuh! [Watch him be so mature.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

Yes. [Pokes the freckled cheeks.]

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

[SWATS THEM AWAY.] I'll bite off your fingers if you do that again!

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[Lulz. Now you know he has to poke them a bunch of times. Poke poke poke poke.]

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

[HNNNNNN YOU BASTARD. He gives Marco an annoyed glare before...

CHOMP. Yes, he did just bite your finger.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[Flat stare.]

Brat.

[Attempts to shake him off, since you know... it's not like it hurts. But it is annoying. Shake shake. Shake.]

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

[He's trying to stick his tongue out at you, but that doesn't work with a finger in the way. So he just. Sort of keeps it there. TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID, YOU BASTARD.

He just shakes his head, showing that NO HE IS NOT A BRAT.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[Flicks Ace's forehead.]

Yes you are. Give me back my hand.

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

[Winces and holds his forehead, whining through his mouth. he shakes his head again, still biting down on the finger.

Never mind it tastes bad.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[He could turn it into flames and retrieve it that way, but he doesn't want his feathers wet with spit. Also, he kind of worries it might give Ace a taste for blue flames. And that would be terrifying.]

Fine. You'll get hungry eventually. [Shakes again.]

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

[NOPE, he is just going to close his mouth on that finger. And keep it there. MWAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T DEFE-- he hasn't eaten much.

Great, now he's eying the food. He may or may not be drooling. Have fun with that, Marco.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[Shudders. Okay he might be rethinking the whole poking Ace to this point thing now. And frankly assessing his life choices. Why DOES he have a logia user's teeth hanging off his finger again? Not to mention, all his ideas on how to get free aren't going places Marco wants to address right now. So fuck it, he flexes his fingers and switches to blue flame feathers. With luck Ace won't turn into a creepy kind of addict.]

Let go brat.

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

[...wait did he just make flames. He sort of makes a face before opening his mouth and letting his finger go. he rests his chin on the counter, tongue sticking out.]

Your flames taste weird.

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[Excellent. He succeeded, and it didn't give Ace a weird as fuck complex.]

Good. They're not meant to be edible.

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

Thought they would've tasted like blue raspberry or something.

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

Blue raspberry?? What?? WHY?!

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

'Cause your wings're blue! [Y E P]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

By that logic you should taste like red peppers.

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

No! [Points at.] Cherry!

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[...]

Cherry is more pink, or red black. Your flames are red-orange, like peppers.

[ooc: See THIS is where my synesthesia shows.]

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

But peppers aren't a good flavor! Maybe just orange, then. Even though I like cherry better.

[ooc: FFFFF but it's hilarious.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

I guess orange fits... except that it's fire.

[Though good job Ace, Marco now feels the need to get Ace a bunch of cherry flavored things. Sort of... part of him has issues as he connects cherry pie to Blackbeard. But cherry candy for Ace needs doing.]

All right, all this talk is making me hungry. Feel like anything other than cherry flavored whatever?

[Luceti]

[hiken_ace]

Anything but pies. Hmm... maybe cherry drinks. Or strawberry. That sounds good, too. Both are red.

[Do not get him started on the whole "even though strawberry is more pink" thing.]

[Luceti]

[fierybluebird]

[Strawberries themselves are red :|]

I was thinking I could make you a Shirley Temple. Good to know we're on the same page. [About the whole no cherry pie ever thing too.] The only question is what goes well with that for food. [And what does he have for ingredients, unless they stop at the store real quickly.]