[Appointment Post / Voicemail]

[fierybluebird]

[Voice]
Hey, couldn't get to the comm right away, probably out kicking things. Since that doesn't last long, leave me a message and I'll get back to you as fast as I can, eh?

[Text]
Have a haiku.

There was a bluebird
Who was too busy for you
Leave me a message

[ooc: This post is a catch-all for threads that have to happen between posts. Start off with the Date & whether it's text/video in the comment bar and leave the IC message below.]

Comments

[hiken_ace]

WHA-- [sldgnskg MARCO WTF ARE YOU DOIIIIIIING. Oh no you didn't! CHASING YOU NOW AND JUMPING UP TO LAND ON YOU.]

What was that about him being a psycho!?

[fierybluebird]

Well fuck.

[Still trying to escape.]

[hiken_ace]

That doesn't even cover it, bird ass. [Punches your head.]

[fierybluebird]

[Spirals downward to make Ace freak out.]

[hiken_ace]

[...sorry, were you doing something? He's not paying attention.]

This is the best you can do?

[fierybluebird]

[Does a barrel roll. :|]

[hiken_ace]

[Okay, that's a little better.

Because Ace fell off. Happy, Marco?] Aw shi--!

[fierybluebird]

[Also starts swearing (in phoenix chirps) and dives the fuck down to rescue Ace.]

OI FIREFIST! [Must dive faster >:| Also jet noises.]

[hiken_ace]

[just flails around, reaching for Marco. It's not like he's gonna die if he lands.

But still, he doesn't want to set anything on fire.] O-OI!

[fierybluebird]

[Dives underneath to catch him and swoops back up.]

Stop daring me to do stupid things. You're going to be the death of me one of these days matey.

[hiken_ace]

[He is going to keep a very good grip on you now.]

Oi, I didn't dare you to. You did that on your own.

[fierybluebird]

"Is that the best you can do?" Clearly not. Che.

[Sparkles on him in annoyance. Even though Ace doesn't deserve sparkles. >:|]

[hiken_ace]

I was teasing! Geez, you're the one who took it as a dare.

[And stares at the sparkles.] You're lucky this stuff comes out easy.

[fierybluebird]

[Sparkles harder damn it! Suffer your punishment. Glitter bombed forever Ace.]

It was.

[hiken_ace]

--HEY! [SWATTING AWAAAAAAYYYYY-- it doesn't work.

Well. Crap.] I can just burn them off.

[fierybluebird]

[Go ahead and try you fiend. It's not like the flames will hurt Marco anyway.]

I dare you.

[hiken_ace]

[He smirks and then goes up in flames, trying to burn the hideous sparkles away.

When his flames die down, he looks down at himself.] Shit, they didn't come out!? What do you put in that crap?

[fierybluebird]

[BURSTS OUT LAUGHING.]

Phoenix sparkles. It's like pixie dust, only better.

[Except that it does nothing.]

[hiken_ace]

You mean worse. How the hell do you get this stuff out!?

[fierybluebird]

Magic. [Flies around happily. He is so damn proud of himself.]

[hiken_ace]

...so what, do have to get really strong soap or something?

[fierybluebird]

Eh, usual water and soap gets it out. Just not flames. Since they're part of flames.

[hiken_ace]

I'd really wish you'd told me that sooner. Ew. Phoenix sparkles in my flames. Washing these isn't easy, y'know.

[fierybluebird]

[Snickers evilly.] Maybe you should just appreciate them and sparkle too.

[hiken_ace]

No, blue sparkles look horrible in orange flames.