fierybluebird | [Appointment Post / Voicemail]

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[Appointment Post / Voicemail]

[Voice]
Hey, couldn't get to the comm right away, probably out kicking things. Since that doesn't last long, leave me a message and I'll get back to you as fast as I can, eh?

[Text]
Have a haiku.

There was a bluebird
Who was too busy for you
Leave me a message

[ooc: This post is a catch-all for threads that have to happen between posts. Start off with the Date & whether it's text/video in the comment bar and leave the IC message below.]

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Ok, I have to set it up. Have you heard about those stories involving princesses and attracting woodland creatures?

I have.

[Enthused about this already.]

Ok, add in the biggest and poofiest dress known to man, some singing and finally...

[Pause for effect.]

Put in a dense military officer.

[GRINS.]

Oh really?

Yes really.

I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes after that.

I think I need to see this. Is it still happening?

No idea, the birds are most likely still hanging on him.

But yes, seeing them somehow made me think that. Thought you could use a laugh.

Absolutely.

I wonder if they'd be willing to listen to me enough to kick him.

Kick him...?

[Shit.]

Ok, what happened?

Nothing. [Deadpan lying and not saying.] Light birdie kicks. It's lighter than a punch to the arm. Just a tap.

He just has... a billion of them coming to him and I kick harder than most birds.

That...doesn't sound good. Just don't try and beat him to a bloody pulp; people still want him around.

No worries, I know. That is why I'd get the birds to kick him. We are talking smaller birds right? Nothing Southbird sized?

I can assume Southbird is huge, right?

Nah, they're pretty small, just a little bigger than a regular parrot, eh. Hard to hold on one arm though, eh?

You really wanna see him suffer, don't you?

[Sorry Kresnik but Adam's snickering again.]

No no, I just want to see something crack through his usual boring exterior.

Maybe a little bit of punishment.

Last time I saw that was when I got him drunk that one night at the bar.

Oh? I didn't think the commander drank.

[Tell him more.]

He doesn't. Don't you remember? I had to carry him on my shoulder in order to get him there.

[Snaps his fingers.] Oh yeah! Man he is really a stiff, eh? I wonder what it takes to make him less serious about everything.

...doesn't America have something?

[Yes Marco, the power ranger is suggesting to get Kresnik HIGH. Only joking but you never know.]

[SADLY MARCO TOOK IT SERIOUSLY.]

I'm sure of it, but how would you get Kresnik to take it?

Even you know there's no chance in hell America will part with that plant or that Kresnik will go sniff the funny smoke.

[Unless Sora was in there. Maybe.]

[Totally what Marco was thinking... except he doesn't want to use his little sister get get the commander high :|]

We could slip it in him for April's Fools. I think America has something other than that thing he got from Holland. I could ask Tatsumi.

You just have to promise me Japan will never ever find out.

[Might have to.]

What exactly are you planning?

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[Discedo: Feb 27th] Yeah, we discussed this awhile back despite the log not going anywhere.

[Discedo: Feb 27th] OH YEAH I DO REMEMBER THIS VAGUELY XD

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