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[You are all being treated to the view of a pineapple behind a shower curtain, apparently scrubbing and singing. Occasionally singing in bird and whistling. You can hear some snickering and poorly hidden laughter as the cameraman barely contains himself. And there's some blue fiery feathers flying and the pineapple turns into A BIRD. It's like a magic show. With music. And now there's squawking and chirping for singing and more splashing about. And just as you might be wondering why this is all being recorded, the pirate gets out of the shower and you're treated to the view of a phoenix staring deadpan at the cameraman. Oops.]
"Talk about a birdbath... how bout you turn back to human and give the ladies a real show eh?" [Oh how Ace laughs. As tempted as the bird might be to do just that, he favors attempting to tackle the freckled brat instead.]
"Oh shi-" [And just like that, the camera tilts and shuts off.]
"Talk about a birdbath... how bout you turn back to human and give the ladies a real show eh?" [Oh how Ace laughs. As tempted as the bird might be to do just that, he favors attempting to tackle the freckled brat instead.]
"Oh shi-" [And just like that, the camera tilts and shuts off.]
