Marco the Phoenix (
fierybluebird) wrote2011-11-24 09:16 am
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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes
[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]
Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.
[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]
Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?
You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"
Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!
Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.
[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]
Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?
You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"
Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!
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Just for that I... [He has no words for this so he just quickly nibbles Japan's ear like an affectionate birdie.]
I really love you... and I'm glad. [It helps him deal with the Ace thing more than all the rest combined. And he just laces a leg around Japan's. He still wants to say something, but words are completely failing him so he switches into a phoenix and glomps Japan snuggling up to him.]
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I am not so sad now. [Quick affectionate kiss and leans his forehead on Japan's.] Thank you Bushido.
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I am glad.
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It gives me hope. And that's not something I've had for a long time.
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I am not sure how to thank Marco.
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I am quite used to being alone, even in company. Marco is someone who can change that part of me.
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We're the same in that way then. I will fight away your loneliness Bushido, and you can fight away my fears. [Blushes and quickly switches back to a phoenix.]
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Change back. [Really informal for him, but as nervous as he is...]
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Yes? [See that blush? Bright red.]
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To close his eyes like this and be able to feel so complete. Japan still wonders if this is allowed, or if this was just the beginning of some horrible ending. There he was being morbid again, though. But in this moment, he isn't concerned with anything but the now, and as unlike him as it is... He likes it.]
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The rush of feelings is hardly gone, though, and so he just stays like that.]
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