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Yo. I'm back. Longest month of my life, including that time I dyed my hair black.

Did anyone remember to water and feed Ace while I was gone? Take him for walks and make sure he got sun and all that?

[There's a pause and the fluttering of wings along with a mutter.] Damn this new book system is strange... [But he speaks back up again trying to sound more chipper.]

So what did I miss? Did the entire landscape change? Any new books about pirates at the library, eh?

[For those who know him well, Marco actually sounds pretty exhausted for a change, and lacking some of his usual ridiculousness.]

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Somehow I doubt that. [[Whacks him.] I didn't fall asleep!

[He was just. Distracted.]

[Waves a hand.] Whatever. It totally worked matey. We could try it again here, but Jack says it's tougher here. That and the lack of the reputation and all.

Marco, I doubt girls are going to go for guys who can sparkle.

Heeeh, we're basically starting from square one to get a date.

Silly Fireworks, chicks always dig that. [That is why Edward Cullen is popular damn it.]

Eh, even less than that. Because everyone here is exceptional and all the girls are used to being surrounded by that. Plus, I'm sure none of them are in a romantic mood in Luceti too often. [Feel free to point out to him how much action you got recently Ace.]

Nuh-uh. [Shaking his head in disbelief.]

Well, there was just a shift where a bunch of people fell in love. And then there were those weird fruits.

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You just don't know the right kind of girls.

Wait. What fruits? Like devil fruit?

I'm pretty sure I've gotten a bit more experience than you, and I know girls better. [In one weekend alone...]

No, nothing like them. Just fruits that made people fall in love. It was kinda weird.

Oi oi. You do not know girls better than me.

Fall in love? Huh. I'm sorry I missed it. Get any action?

Pretty damn sure I do.

... yeah. [Not that he's too thrilled by it.]

Like hell. Having them find you cute because of the freckles and pouts is not knowing them better.

Yeaaaah? Anything good?

Wha-- they do not! I've met plenty of girls who think I'm hot, okay?

[He pauses for a minute.] At the time, it seemed to be.

[Rolls his eyes. Damn twenty year olds. Everyone's hot at that age.]

And after the fact what's wrong?

[...] After the shift, I decided I didn't like making out with my friends.

[Friends.]

[Thinks this over.]

Norma?

Ehh... why not? It's not like it has to change anything you don't want it to, eh. That's sort of the good thing about friends. They'll help you pull through anything, even crazy drunk nights of whatever.

Norma? I didn't kiss her. Shitty fruits made me thing I was in love with Miyabi and Princess Vivi.

[He sighs.] It was a fake relationship. It pissed me off.

[Ruffles.] The princess, huh?

Are you mad because it was fake or just...?

I'm mad that the Malnosso mess with us like this.

And I don't even know if I did something that'll make them uncomfortable later on.

You didn't. The Malnosso did. And I'm sure they'll understand.

Besides, you said it yourself, eh? Girls like you.

I hope.

Well, yeah. But they're my friends. I don't want them to like me as someone to date.

I'm sure they'll understand, eh? Don't get too worked up before the problem even starts.

Yeah, guess you're right... [He sighs, and then stays quiet for a while. He perks up, and then heads over to one of the cupboards.]

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. A girl named Kairi made a bunch of cookies for Valentine's Day, and was giving them out. I got you some... ah! Here they are. [He pulls out a plastic bag of beautifully decorated cookies, and hands them to him.]

Age an experience and all that. [Distracted by cookies :3]

Oh score! [Nibbles on one cheerfully.] These don't have any weird effects, do they?

Suuuure it is.

[He grins at him.] I thought they were pretty damn good. And nothing even happened, so they're fine.

[Noms another one or two, sharing the rest with Ace.]

See? So some good came out of this week, eh?

[He chuckles a little, nodding.] Probably the only good part.

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