Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

[fierybluebird]

Hello New Feathers! My name is Marco. I hope you're all settling in all right! If you're still having problems getting lost in the middle of nowhere, give me a call and I'll be right over to guide you back to town.

For everyone else, I have a friend about my size who's in some desperate need of costumes. I'll take anything you've got. Nurse's uniforms, maid uniforms, marines, chicken costumes, bunny ears, literally anything.

Bonus points if it looks sexy on a guy.

[Believe it or not these really aren't meant for him personally, but feel free to think that.]

All right, thanks in advance!

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[Devious things!]

Depends on whether you want in on it or not.

[deathsdoctor]

[My Haki is sensing that.]

... hmmm. The SOS Brigade has the costumes you want. I admit I'm tempted.

Is this friend who I think it is?

[fierybluebird]

[It's that intense.]

I seem to remember their "pirate" one. What other ones have they got?

And you should join in, I could use the help.

Probably, I'm trying to get him a date. [The ... hard way.] Just keep in mind, it might be bringing his payback on yourself.

[deathsdoctor]

Maid outfits. Bunny ears. I don't know about sexy nurse outfits, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Oh. [Smirk] Definitely tempted. [Tilting his head to the side.] Do you think if we treat him to enough booze afterwards, he'll let by-gones be by-gones?

[fierybluebird]

Perfect. I'll have to ask them. I'm sure it will be quite the morale booster after all.

Given that I'm thinking I'll have to get him a little drunk beforehand, he might just be even more suspicious of that.

[deathsdoctor]

Dear me. I suppose cookies are out of the question then.

Well... if it's for his own good...

[fierybluebird]

He's a D. Food is never out of the question.

And it is! I have to make sure he'll have more friends and won't be lonely if something happens. [And get revenge for the flowers thing.]

[deathsdoctor]

Excellent.

[Uh huh.] Nothing else? [Because he reads your other conversations.]

[fierybluebird]

Payback for his last post. What's a little revenge between brothers, eh?

[deathsdoctor]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa...

[Oh he remembers that.] Just harmless fun. I'm in.

[fierybluebird]

Aye. [Though Marco might go a little overboard sometimes.]

Got any suggestions what he'd look good in? Other than suits. Though I'm told I should try a tux.

[deathsdoctor]

That would look sharp.

... a bit more casually? Tight jeans, white t-shirt, and a leather jacket. If that doesn't stop one lady in her tracks, I don't know what will.

[fierybluebird]

[Takes these notes.]

Now I just have to find a leather jacket.

[deathsdoctor]

Clothing shop has some last I looked. I got one of my own a few weeks ago.

[fierybluebird]

You don't say...

I'll have to take a look then, eh. Unless you think you can be in charge of procuring another one.

[deathsdoctor]

I can do that. I'll just swing by later.

[Yes, 'Rebel without a Cause' look is what we're shooting for... not that Law knows that's what it's called.]

[fierybluebird]

Perfect. Meet you soon.

And don't mind the ten-year-old housemates. One's staying, the other is just Ace.

[deathsdoctor]

Aa. Got it. See you soon.

[And soon it will be, carrying this beauty, in Ace's size.

Don't say he doesn't look out for you man. He made sure it was sexy. And practical. And fitting for a rough and tumble guy and not a fashion plate.]

[fierybluebird]

[Awesome.] Nice find, eh?

[Oh yes, Marco is already having fun with this plotting and it's only just started >:)]

[deathsdoctor]

I think so. It took a little digging but I think it's perfect.

[fierybluebird]

The only way he'd go for it more is if it had flames all over it.

[Deadpan, but no, he's serious. He's seen Ace's winter jacket.]

[deathsdoctor]

... yeah. Didn't see any with those though.

[fierybluebird]

It's just as well, I might have snagged him a pair of fire pants and a fire kimono, so all together would be overkill.

[deathsdoctor]

Definitely.

[Conspiratorial look.] How do you plan to keep him still long enough to get all this on him? [Because even though we have Haki, he's a Logia. And the moment we take or hands off him, he's going to dissolve into flame.]

[fierybluebird]

[Amused grin.]

You've never gotten Ace really drunk, have you?

He'll put them on himself if he's drunk enough. It'd be easier if Izou was here, but if nothing else I'll tell him the truth that it's a fashion show.