fierybluebird | Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

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Backdated to Tuesday; Voice/text In which phoenixes plot revenge

Hello New Feathers! My name is Marco. I hope you're all settling in all right! If you're still having problems getting lost in the middle of nowhere, give me a call and I'll be right over to guide you back to town.

For everyone else, I have a friend about my size who's in some desperate need of costumes. I'll take anything you've got. Nurse's uniforms, maid uniforms, marines, chicken costumes, bunny ears, literally anything.

Bonus points if it looks sexy on a guy.

[Believe it or not these really aren't meant for him personally, but feel free to think that.]

All right, thanks in advance!

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One guy. And he has it coming to him.

I wonder what exactly he did to get this tough of a punishment from you.

If you don't know, I'm not explaining.

But I'm sure you could guess.

Of course I could take guesses. But they'd be worth just as much as any random story in one of those gossip magazines.

Exactly.

I don't even want to think what would happen if the gossip rags back home got a hold of this sort of thing. [Actually Marco doesn't much care, but it's a good excuse.]

The guy who's getting this punishment is that famous back home that they'd bother to put it in there?

[Small pause and then a quiet chuckle.]

Oh yes. He was famous 4 years ago, my time, since then it's probably skyrocketed. If there's a person in our world who doesn't know his name, they don't pay attention to the news or anything else going on.

Hmm.. [ pretending to think about it seriously. ]

That'd be a real problem for him then, yes. Getting discussed in all the gossip magazines about this..

The worst! It'd be like a full pinup playgirl issue just devoted to him. Obviously true torture.

[Unfortunately, Marco's not too serious about this. How can he be?]

[ Hey, Ange just sounds deadpan no matter what either way. ]

I bet he's already having nightmares of the mere possibility.

Hopefully not yet, that might tip him off.

So this guy doesn't know of the punishment that's looming over him yet?

Aye, it's a surprise.

I'm pretty sure he'll be surprised alright if there's some ridiculous clothing like that involved.

Aye, and suits. Maybe even a tuxedo. Those will be the most ridiculous of all, no doubt.

I know few outfits that are more embarassing than tuxedos are. [ just going along with the deadpan.. ] I'm already starting to feel sorry for the poor guy.

As you should. Just wait for the show, eh? And bring a friend.

If it's really as good as you make it out to be, I shouldn't be bringing a friend but instead just start selling first row tickets.

[Laughs.] Possibly, but I'd rather as many people as possible saw it.

Of course, if they didn't it wouldn't be half as embarassing for that person.

Exactly. Besides that way the nets can be cast as far out as necessary.

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