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[fierybluebird]

AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[asdlkjasdklajs Just throwing things for the NOISE of it now. Books and mugs and pots and pans everywhere. RAGE.]

[goldenglasses]

Heh, seems to me like you might have a bit of an anger issue, pal.

[fierybluebird]

I look like Red-Haired Shanks!

I like my blond hair damn it!

[goldenglasses]

Well, what can I say? Blonds are better looking!

[fierybluebird]

Careful or you might wind up with red hair in your shampoo too matey.

Or give the Malnosso ideas.

[goldenglasses]

While I like my hair JUST the way it is, I'm pretty sure I can pull off red much better than you can!

[fierybluebird]

I'm sure anyone can! I'm as non-red as a person can get!

[goldenglasses]

Have you tried blue? [He giggles, finding himself hysterical.]

[fierybluebird]

Fuck off! BLUE IS HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE!

[Another squawk and kicking a pan.]

[goldenglasses]

I thought you said blond.

[fierybluebird]

Blue feathers, blond hair. It's not like I'm blue-skinned, eh. Although that'd be awesome. Then I'd look like my brother Namur.

[goldenglasses]

Your brother has blue skin.

[fierybluebird]

Yes. He's part shark.

[... No really. That's a thing. That is true. But he says it in such deadpan it might as well be a lie.]

[goldenglasses]

Sooooooooo you're a shark then too?

[fierybluebird]

No. I have feathers, like I said, eh. Except they're red now and it's awful. Fire should not dye this easily. Damn punk must have thought ahead on how to color it.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, and I have feathers on my win- did you just say fire?

[fierybluebird]

Not these stupid mock wings the Malnosso put here.

Right. My real feathers are flames. Blue flames normally. [So sulky.]

[goldenglasses]

So... you're on fire all the time? HOW DO YOU DYE FIRE!?

[fierybluebird]

Not all the time. Only if I want to be.

And with chemicals. I guess. I wouldn't normally think they'd work since my flames don't normally burn the same either, eh.

[goldenglasses]

Huh, he really went to a lot of work with this then didn't he? [Nice.]

[fierybluebird]

We're best at revenge.

[That said, Marco is going to get him back. Bigger.]

[goldenglasses]

Are you? I have a bet that he's better than you are! [Is he trying to make this worse for Ace? Hell yeah!]

[fierybluebird]

LIKE HELL! I TAUGHT THAT PUNK EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT IT!

[Oh wait. Okay, he can kind of see where this is karma. Kind of.] Besides, did you even see that post where he was drunk?

[Irritated growl.] I'll get him back so much worse for this...

[goldenglasses]

[Vash shrugs.] I dunno, hard to top this I would think.

[fierybluebird]

Che... you'll see. You'll all see.