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[fierybluebird]

AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

Comments

[mikangirl]

[This? Is a totally straight face.]

What, you've got a problem with red hair?

[fierybluebird]

Yours is gorgeous. And more orange.

This just looks stupid.

[mikangirl]

[Good answer, Marco.]

Did he use the permanent stuff?

[fierybluebird]

[Well he does like her hair. Attracted to bright shiny colors and all that.]

Yes. That little fucker. It's even in my feathers. Who knew you could dye fire? Well, obviously he did.

[mikangirl]

Cut off the offending portions of your body. It's the only way.

[fierybluebird]

You've been talking to Robin about this haven't you?

[mikangirl]

I don't need to. It's a perfectly valid suggestion.

[fierybluebird]

And you don't think that's a little excessive?

[mikangirl]

Nope!

<-- not THIS dramatic, it's just the only OTL icon I have

[fierybluebird]

I don't want to shave. I don't even like shaving my face. It's like cutting feathers. It's gross.

[So overdramatic...]

LOLOL poor Marco

[mikangirl]

Well then, your other two options are wait for the red to grow out or ask the Malnosso very nicely to re-colour your hair for you. We recommend the former.

He's just being a baby psssh XD Well except for canon >> That was legit

[fierybluebird]

If I ask them, they're probably going to rainbow dye it, aren't they? Still, I'm not sure that would be worse.

XDD

[mikangirl]

Then wait it out and plot your revenge in the meantime. You're a big, strong pirate. I'm sure you'll manage.

XD

[fierybluebird]

Bigger and better than him in any case.

[mikangirl]

I don't know, Marco. I think he works a pair of heels better than you would.

[Oh well, guess it's plain Nami was eavesdropping on that entry.]

[fierybluebird]

Works them right into a table.

Izou taught me how to handle heels ages ago. I guess he never got around to corrupting Ace that much. Or Ace was too drunk for them.

[Embarrassed by heels? Not Marco's thing. It takes being Shanks to embarrass him. Apparently.]

[mikangirl]

Hoohh? What a pity I didn't know that before. I could have entered you into the crossdressing pageant.

[fierybluebird]

We had one here?

Oh, but don't get me wrong, I don't pull off okama too well. I hate shaving. Besides, I wonder what Izou would say... He'd either be proud of me or get mad that I was stealing his thing.

When was it?

[mikangirl]

[Wow, Marco, are you ever out of the loop. Nami blinks at him.]

It's in three days' time.

1/2

[fierybluebird]

[Product of a mun who keeps forgetting to check the ooc comm, and slightly anti-social muses.]

EH? SERIOUSLY?

2/2

[fierybluebird]

Damn. Too bad there's no way I can sign Ace up for it after last time. That would have been some hell of a payback...

But he'd probably stop talking to me... forever.

Anyone we know entering?

[nothing]

[hiken_ace]

[Feel this glare, Marco. Feel it. He knows you're cooking up something.]

[mikangirl]

Hey, there's bound to be another one if there's enough interest.

...hmm. I couldn't say, to be honest. I've been too busy to really pay attention.

[fierybluebird]

[Ignores Ace's glare.]

I'll have to keep it in mind next time then.

Heh, with good things I hope?

[mikangirl]

[You're getting a Marco pls look.]

I've been picking up dead bodies for the last week.