fierybluebird | [Action / Accidental Video] In which baby phoenixes flail a lot

[Early Monday morning Marco is finally returned from his kidnapping. A lot tinier.]

[He wakes up by kicking his book open and there's a teeny tiny baby bluebird phoenix cocking an eye at the pages. Hello Luceti. Finally he decides it's just a blank journal so he hops back and goes to take in his surroundings, and checks the area around the fountain very carefully. Wet. Do not want. Well, he's bored now. Time to fly home.]

[That would work a lot better without this creepy added weight. What the hell! NO! HE CAN'T FLY?! So after several jumps, the hand-sized phoenix jumps about and tries to get air. Which much to his dismay, does nothing. With the added new weight of the fake Luceti wings, he can't fly! Eventually he just gives up and starts flailing.]

Pops! Pops! Pops! [There are a few more baby birdie chirps of this.] Uwah brothers! ANYONE! Where are you guys?!

[Walks around and looks distraught.] I must'a hurt my wings. But that makes no sense... because I'm a phoenix. [Sits back down and sulks for now. Oh, look a stranger! He starts to rush to hide behind the fountain, but well, he's not getting anywhere on his own... so he'll have to try something!]

Excuse me! Have you seen anyone really really tall around? Wait. No. What island is this? I don't remember docking? AH! Have you see Edward Newgate; my Pops around? It's really important, yoi! [At which point... he remembers he's a bird. And realizes nothing he said probably came out in human (it all did because lulz Luceti) so just have a deapan baby birdie stare.]

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Thank you!!

[Pounces the food, happily eating away, finally quiet for a bit.] AH! This is really good, yoi!

Isn't it?

[Ha, there will be time for modesty later. Right now Sanji is going to track down a bowl-full for himself ~~and enjoy the quiet~~. He didn't realize how hungry he was]

[Om nom nom nom food! His eyes will just sparkle with glee.]

Ahhh you're so lucky, you can eat this whenever you want!

Heh, in shitty theory. But the truth is I don't always, especially when my captain's at the table.

What? Why not?

Because the little shit can eat ten times his own body mass in food. Usually meat of some kind.

[GIANT EYES.]

REALLY?! Even Papa doesn't eat that much!

Ah... is he really a good captain though? [If he's eating all your food, he means, because gosh. How extreme.]

[Sanji pauses in the middle of scooping up a spoonful of pasta, amused despite himself. Isn't that the million dollar question?]

Heh, he's an idiot, but I wouldn't follow anyone else.

Hee~!

[Happy and swishes his tail. Yeah, don't mind the random hybrid phoenix in the middle of eating. Oops]

Good, yoi. I wouldn't follow anyone but Pops either. What kind of adventures have you had? Have you seen mermaids yet?

[Gah, and now Sanji nearly chokes on his pasta. It's for a good cause, though. How else is he supposed to spew forth adoration and glee?]

Yeeeeeeeees~!! We've seen mermaids~! The most exotic, gorgeous creatures in the entire sea~!

Uwah! REALLY? That's very impressive, yoi!

Papa's really good friends with a big merman, but he's really hairy! Not that pretty.

[:| Well.... King Neptune is on the hairy side... yes.]

That's because he was a merman. Of course he won't be as pretty as a maiden of the sea!

Are they really that different?

[Oh silly child. You will understand when you're older]

Different as night and shitty day.

Wow.

So Princess Shirahoshi is only like her Mom?

[Go on Sanji. He dares you to explain her size then.]

[Gdit that is not exactly what he meant.]

Well, I never met the queen... but I'm sure Shirahoshi-chan got all her best features from her!

[Solemn nod.] I think I know what you mean, yoi.

[Okay he's just guessing. But it's an educated guess.]

[Sanji has no clue if Marco really gets it or not, but hey, that's fine. The answer is enough for him. He nods, satisfied, then motions to the other's meal]

Make sure you finish it.

Aye sir! [Om nom nom awesome food so good. *_*]

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