7 - [Text] The phoenix compiles a beastiary, does that mean he should be in it too?

[fierybluebird]

I'm attempting to compile a list of the monsters and/or natural creatures of this place. Thus to anyone who's fought some of the monsters or can offer information about them, I'd appreciate whatever you can share. Then we can keep the notebook in the library for anyone else stuck here later on.

Helpful form though not necessary to use:
<b>Name of monster type (if known)</b>: <b>Description of monster</b>: -- any pictures you can draw or took would also be helpful. <b>Where the monster was found or tends to be:</b> <b>What it eats</b>: <b>Is it edible itself?</b> <b>What world/region it comes from before Discedo:</b> (If known) <b>Danger level:</b> Is it unusually strong? Could a child defeat it? Does it require special types of weapons to defeat? Is it normally passive unless you invade its territory? Is it poisonous? Does it have special powers? Kill counts too would help. <b>Anything else to consider?</b>

Thank you very much to anyone who helps.

Also Ace, I miss Namur. We should adopt a shark and name it after him.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Hi.

I'm Marco.

[Waves.]

[biwinning]

ii don't giive a 2hiit who you are.
don't fuckiing put that up.

[fierybluebird]

It's not getting put up anywhere.

[biwinning]

...
2o you're not keepiing iit.

[fierybluebird]

Depends.

Are you intending to spawn more of yourself or go on a rampage of some sort?

[biwinning]

ii couldn't even do that iif ii wanted two.
whiich ii don't.
you know eriidan'2 the one who want2 two go on a genociidal rampage, riight.

[fierybluebird]

Define "genocidal rampage." Besides, he seems cool enough.

[Clearly has some fucked up friends in his life.]

[biwinning]

"kiill all land dweller2" kiind of genociidal.

al2o ii thiink you're miixiing up "cool" wiith "total lo2er."

[fierybluebird]

Nope, he's definitely cool.

And plenty of fishmen say that and mellow out with... okay they don't mellow, but they're still not so bad.

[biwinning]

he'2 2tiill not cool.
who the fuck wear2 a scarf underwater.

[fierybluebird]

Stylish bad-asses.

[Um. Marco does. Kind of more "underwater" but anyways.]

[biwinning]

more liike wayward douchebags.

[Too bad Sol doesn't know that...]

[fierybluebird]

Don't be jealous of good style. I'm sure you'll find some someday.

[Says the man in the purple shirt with non-prescription glasses.]

[biwinning]

fa2hiion ii2 2tupiid.

[fierybluebird]

So says everyone who can't master it.

[biwinning]

uh no.
more liike "2ay2 everyone who ha2 better thiing2 two do wiith theiir liive2"
that doe2n't iinvolve wa2tiing tiime goiing
"oh doe2 thii2 2hiirt match my 2hoe2, ii wouldn't want to diie wiithout beiing properly coordiinated!"
or
"look at howw handsome i am wwith my stupid dye-job made from the blood of grubs, gosh i wwonder wwhy no one doesn't wwant to fill out quadrants wwith me-- oh yeah it's because i'm a hornsucking failure of a troll and WEAR A CAPE FOR NO REA2ON."
at lea2t iif you're goiing to try and conviince me that fa2hiion ii2n't 2tupiid, don't pick the one who OUT CLASHED THE CLOWN TROLL a2 your 2hiiniing example of aptiitude iin dre22iing hiim2elf.

[fierybluebird]

If it takes you time to figure out if a shirt and shoes match then fashion really is wasted on you.

[biwinning]

IIT DOE2N'T.
becau2e.
II DON'T CARE.

[fierybluebird]

That explains so much about your look.

[biwinning]

you don't know how ii look.

[fierybluebird]

Like a bee?

[biwinning]

not even a liittle.

ii u2ed two raii2e bee2.
that'2 iit.

[fierybluebird]

But you don't care how you look.

[biwinning]

ii don't care how ii dre22.
ii'm correctiing your addled human mind wiith what ii actually do look liike.
and ii don't look liike a fuckiing bee.

ooc: dying of lulz at icon thank you XDDDD

[fierybluebird]

Hey, whatever you're into mate.