15 - [Video / picture heavy] In which phoenixes doodle in memory of bffs

[fierybluebird]

[Not that Marco's had a lot of free time on his hands. And part of him still wonders how the fuck he wound up as first mate to Ace. Not that he minds, he'd follow Ace to the ends of the world and back, and Ace is a good captain, but still, Marco is not used to this. ANYWAY. All that means that sometime while out on Spero's rooftops (making sure they don't collapse) he started doodling. Because Doc isn't there to do it and he left the wall back on the school in Discedo... doh. Anyways, he's half mumbling to himself, half to his communicator.]

16 divisions of one hundred men each, 16 commanders to rule them. Over the years we went through several different commanders for the divisions. Sometimes they'd get old and retire, sometimes natural deaths took its toll. Either way, even though there were different commanders to the position, these are the ones who only seem to really stick in my mind.


Ace is 2, but you probably all know who that is.

Jozu is 3. He's very big and tough, but mostly he's a diamond.

Thatch was 4. He had giant hair. And smiled all the freaking time. And he was a swordsman and always looked like a sailor and had a scar over his eye. But mostly, he had giant hair.


Vista has 5. He wears a top hat, and has a ridiculous mustache and thinks he's super posh. He also uses two swords.


6th is Blamenco. He's big and wears overalls (which I didn't draw) and then he pulls out giant hammers from those pockets on his chin that are even bigger than he is. [Sorry, were you expecting NOT crack from this?] Tada!


7th is Rakuyo. Bro has crazy tons of dreadlocks. And he likes his pointy mustache, not to be confused with Vista's, which is curly. Also Rakuyo swings around a spike ball on a chain. And makes it bite things. It has teeth.


Namur is 8 and he's an awesome shark fishman and has the 8 tattooed to his neck near the gills:


[Keep in mind, these are Marco's favorite people in the world and yet this is how he describes them. Remember that next time you wonder what he thinks of you.]

The other 8 will have to come later because I have to go hunting.

Comments

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Surely this can be worked around... Korea-san is difficult enough as it is.

[WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM MARCO just don't tell Korea horrible things sob...]

[fierybluebird]

[Just bursts out laughing. He can't keep deadpan torturing Japan like this.]

All right, all right, because you're nakama, I'll avoid telling or showing him some things you don't want me to, eh? Got a laundry list of some kind?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[LMFAO... He just frowns at that. Wow laughing at him!!!]

Hahhh, simply do not encourage bad behavior... Surely that is general enough... [he already deals with random groping okay wow]

[fierybluebird]

What do you take me for Japan?

I don't want him to decide that my chest is good for groping too.

[Although this won't stop Marco from telling him weird things just to try to fuck with his head. Oh well.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I believe Marco-san is safe from that sort of thing, although... [...Korea is a bit different with westerners

but you know what he won't even go there]

Ah, it does not matter.

[fierybluebird]

[And Marco shows a rare bit of uncertainty.] It matters. Although, what?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... It is difficult to describe. Simply pay attention.

[fierybluebird]

I won't let my guard down for a second.

[Long long shifty pause. Because he was trying to find a good way to ask this, and then decided there isn't one, then weighed whether it should be asked nonetheless, and decided yes it should.]

Is kicking him in the face allowed?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

It only makes him louder. [/has elbowed him in the face]

[fierybluebird]

God damn it.

And he'd probably find gagging kinky.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

"Gagging originated in Korea, da ze!"... Or something along those lines.

[fierybluebird]

[THE BRIEFEST of terrified looks and then just laughs nervously. Japan impressions are a new favorite of Marco's.]

Okay, definitely avoiding that one. Has he got a ... useful hobby or something? Like I don't know... whittling? Or making furniture like Sweden does?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

His hobbies seem to be taking ideas from other countries and claiming them as his own, and stealing my flag.

[Yeah hetalia has no bias against Korea at all sobs forever]

[fierybluebird]

So. In other words, "research." [Ohhhh burn.]

Maybe I can get him to try to recreate or steal some things that are here. He can call them his own -- here, no one will give a fuck.

[Yeah, normally I call the "oh Hetalia is racist!" overreactions, except with Korea. It's still sadly funny though >>]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

America-san might mind, but I do not necessarily... [care...] ...see how that would matter.

[fierybluebird]

Why would that bother America?

[Oh fucking politics. Marco is not a fan.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

He claims many things about this place... Ah, actually, Denmark-san as well.

It may be best to avoid.

[fierybluebird]

So they've both tried to claim the whole world?

How annoying... I finally have something good to say for the World Government.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I believe if no one stopped them, they would claim anything. ...Simply with less enthusiasm than Korea-san.

Ahah, but it is no worry. Korea-san will listen to Marco-san's words a bit more... Maybe.

[fierybluebird]

And they call us pirates thieves.

.....
In other words you mean no, and you think it's impossible. Thanks for the high hopes mate.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He smiles faintly, but then sets the comm up so he can give a formal bow.]

I apologize for forcing him on Marco-san in such a way. I truly appreciate it, and I will be sure to make it up to you.

[fierybluebird]

[Blinks and bows his head apologetically in return.]

Hah, no, it's all right. I shouldn't give you such a hard time. I agreed to look after him, nothing need more be done. [Although he'll keep fishing for techniques.] If you want to make it up to me, just don't get in any more trouble, eh? I'd have a heart attack trying to look after him and worry about you at the same time -- if it weren't impossible for me.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[His expression falters at that]

...With how things are, I am not sure if I can promise that.

[fierybluebird]

[Hn....]

Okay. If you think you're going to run into trouble, call me. Careful what fights you pick, eh.

[So much double standard here.]

[Locked; 80%]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[80 is good for now AHEM ANYWAY]

I can say that whatever conflict comes next... Is the result of what I have already chosen.

...I will call Marco-san if I need help, but I will ask that he not fight my battles. [Basically he's saying if he's like dying from America's attacks or whatever the heck's gonna happen... He doesn't want Marco to go after America.]