[Appointment Post / Voicemail]

[fierybluebird]

[Voice]
Hey, couldn't get to the comm right away, probably out kicking things. Since that doesn't last long, leave me a message and I'll get back to you as fast as I can, eh?

[Text]
Have a haiku.

There was a bluebird
Who was too busy for you
Leave me a message

[ooc: This post is a catch-all for threads that have to happen between posts. Start off with the Date & whether it's text/video in the comment bar and leave the IC message below.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[Makes a sound almost like a whine, but birdie style.]

That's very bratty. [Sulks.]

[hiken_ace]

...yeah. And you're just being so mature here.

[fierybluebird]

I am the pinnacle of maturity.

[hiken_ace]

Oh, now that is bullshit.

[fierybluebird]

I didn't flick your nose-- Oh wait.

[hiken_ace]

[Flicks his beak.] Thought so.

[fierybluebird]

Quit it. [Light little birdie kick in protest.]

[hiken_ace]

[Swats his face lightly.] Make me.

[fierybluebird]

[Pecks.] Bad Freckles! [Pecks more.]

[hiken_ace]

Oi! [Laughs and tries to shove the beak away.] I'm not Freckles!

[fierybluebird]

The hell? [Shocked and horrified look as if Ace just shapeshifted.]

Who are you then?

[hiken_ace]

Oh, very funny, birdbrain.

[fierybluebird]

[Pecks more.] Give me back Freckles you fiend!

[hiken_ace]

If you don't stop pecking me, you'll never see his handsome face again.

[fierybluebird]

[GASPS. Dramatically. And eyes widen.]

Oi. You better not get any funny ideas. [Hanging from Ace's shoulders and dangling upside down in front of Ace.] Our Pops and crew are very protective. You should see what we did to the last guy.

[hiken_ace]

Oh yeah? What happened to him? [Holds up a finger.]

No, lemme guess. No one knows because no remains were found.

[fierybluebird]

No. He was trying to kill Pops so we adopted him and gave him lots of love and soup.

That is the story of Freckles. Duh. You should be wary because Freckles is kind of a psycho. Never know when he might snap.

[ANNND THAT IS HIS CUE TO FLEE. Good night ladies and gentleman o/












But yeah, Marco is seriously going to try to fly away before Ace can punch him silly.]

[hiken_ace]

WHA-- [sldgnskg MARCO WTF ARE YOU DOIIIIIIING. Oh no you didn't! CHASING YOU NOW AND JUMPING UP TO LAND ON YOU.]

What was that about him being a psycho!?

[fierybluebird]

Well fuck.

[Still trying to escape.]

[hiken_ace]

That doesn't even cover it, bird ass. [Punches your head.]

[fierybluebird]

[Spirals downward to make Ace freak out.]

[hiken_ace]

[...sorry, were you doing something? He's not paying attention.]

This is the best you can do?

[fierybluebird]

[Does a barrel roll. :|]

[hiken_ace]

[Okay, that's a little better.

Because Ace fell off. Happy, Marco?] Aw shi--!

[fierybluebird]

[Also starts swearing (in phoenix chirps) and dives the fuck down to rescue Ace.]

OI FIREFIST! [Must dive faster >:| Also jet noises.]