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Yo. I'm back. Longest month of my life, including that time I dyed my hair black.

Did anyone remember to water and feed Ace while I was gone? Take him for walks and make sure he got sun and all that?

[There's a pause and the fluttering of wings along with a mutter.] Damn this new book system is strange... [But he speaks back up again trying to sound more chipper.]

So what did I miss? Did the entire landscape change? Any new books about pirates at the library, eh?

[For those who know him well, Marco actually sounds pretty exhausted for a change, and lacking some of his usual ridiculousness.]

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Don't be jealous Firework, one day you'll have plans like mine.

I sure as hell hope not.

Too awesome for you to handle? Aye... that is a common problem as I understand it.

Nah, I was thinking the exact opposite, sorry to say.

How could the plans not be awesome enough? [Flicks his forehead.] Hush Freckles, that's not how plans work.

[lnkgfjsg] Your plans are not awesome.

They are always awesome!

Name the last time one went awry.

Edited 2012-02-26 22:28 (UTC)

The time you thought sparkles would impress those girls at the bar.

Oi oi, I totally scored.

[NO HE DIDN'T.] You just missed out because you fell asleep.

Somehow I doubt that. [[Whacks him.] I didn't fall asleep!

[He was just. Distracted.]

[Waves a hand.] Whatever. It totally worked matey. We could try it again here, but Jack says it's tougher here. That and the lack of the reputation and all.

Marco, I doubt girls are going to go for guys who can sparkle.

Heeeh, we're basically starting from square one to get a date.

Silly Fireworks, chicks always dig that. [That is why Edward Cullen is popular damn it.]

Eh, even less than that. Because everyone here is exceptional and all the girls are used to being surrounded by that. Plus, I'm sure none of them are in a romantic mood in Luceti too often. [Feel free to point out to him how much action you got recently Ace.]

Nuh-uh. [Shaking his head in disbelief.]

Well, there was just a shift where a bunch of people fell in love. And then there were those weird fruits.

Edited 2012-02-27 01:04 (UTC)

You just don't know the right kind of girls.

Wait. What fruits? Like devil fruit?

I'm pretty sure I've gotten a bit more experience than you, and I know girls better. [In one weekend alone...]

No, nothing like them. Just fruits that made people fall in love. It was kinda weird.

Oi oi. You do not know girls better than me.

Fall in love? Huh. I'm sorry I missed it. Get any action?

Pretty damn sure I do.

... yeah. [Not that he's too thrilled by it.]

Like hell. Having them find you cute because of the freckles and pouts is not knowing them better.

Yeaaaah? Anything good?

Wha-- they do not! I've met plenty of girls who think I'm hot, okay?

[He pauses for a minute.] At the time, it seemed to be.

[Rolls his eyes. Damn twenty year olds. Everyone's hot at that age.]

And after the fact what's wrong?

[...] After the shift, I decided I didn't like making out with my friends.

[Friends.]

[Thinks this over.]

Norma?

Ehh... why not? It's not like it has to change anything you don't want it to, eh. That's sort of the good thing about friends. They'll help you pull through anything, even crazy drunk nights of whatever.

Norma? I didn't kiss her. Shitty fruits made me thing I was in love with Miyabi and Princess Vivi.

[He sighs.] It was a fake relationship. It pissed me off.

[Ruffles.] The princess, huh?

Are you mad because it was fake or just...?

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