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AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

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[He can and will keep a straight face through th-- NO. NO HE CAN'T. It's impossible for Ace to just crack up now.

For a while. No seriously, he won't be talking for a while be he cannot believe you just said that Marco.]

[Marco gets off him with a full out smirk. Fuck yeah, he wins again mutherfuckers.]

Damn kid, I was beginning to think I'd never get you to crack. [Smirks and ruffles Ace's hair before turning the water on for a shower and getting the temperature right. Laughing happy Ace is the best Ace.]

[You win by default, okay. But yeah, he'll need some time to calm down and stop laughing his ass off.]

Hah... you came so damn close around three times. [And he'll just hand him the hair dye remover.] Now get rid of that shitty red.

[Takes it and jumps in the shower.]

Thanks matey. [Pops his head back out.] Still want to join~?

No problem. [He smirks and stands up.] Oh, I'd love to~.

[Leaves the door open or shower curtain, idk whichever they have, he leaves it open.]

Just don't be too distracting. Otherwise this dye remover might take off all your freckles. [Nods like this is a serious danger.]

[... really. REALLY.] Yeah, I don't know if you know, but they don't wash off. [And he'll head on in with you.]

[He sees your deadpan and raises you more deadpan. Ridiculousness everywhere.]

[Have a gasp.]

Really This is so shocking, eh. My whole life is changed forevermore. And here I thought you just drew them on every day.

[Slow, deadpan nod.] Yeah, they really stay on. [Not like he got them from his mom or anything.]

[Freckles being genetic? Surely you jest.]

Have you ever tried to wash them off? [Just saying dude, you never know.

No, and I don't want to.

Better avoid the dye remover, just in case then. [This is totally legit, shoosh.]

Here's the soap. [Passes. Don't drop it Ace.]

Don't worry, I'll never get rid of my freckles. I like 'em. [Because mom. Aaaaand he catches the soap!]

So I've heard. [Sticks his tongue out anyway. He knows the real reason why, but he won't say anything about it.] You just think girls find them as cute as sparkles.

Oi, oi, my freckles are not cute! And your sparkles aren't cute at all, we've been through this.

They are so! Nami likes them. [Sparkles at Ace. Come on and join his ~~German~~ Hardcore sparkle party.]

Are we really going to have this argument again!? [Keep your sparkles away.]

Ugh, now I really need a shower.

[Chuckles evilly and lets Ace have the water as he starts working the hair remover into his hair.]

You just can't admit when you're beat.

[Mmmm, the water feels nice.] Like hell I was beat. You can only give one person who actually likes sparkles.

And Chun-Li. Two. Both girls.

Wow, a whopping two girls out of how many dozen in Luceti.

[FROWNS AT ACE. Give him a break man, how many does he even talk to enough to sparkle at them?]

Rei would probably like them too... [Not sulking.]

[He raises an eyebrow while washing his hair.] Who's Rei?

[Snaps his fingers. How could he forget?! HOW?! He was going to try to get them to meet. They both like fire! ~~Too bad she's only fifteen so he can't set them up.~~]

Smart priestess girl. She's another fire starter like you. And she has two crows with her and does future telling things. You really have to meet her.

[First thought?] You'd better not try to set us up.

[action] ... should I be proud of that

[action] NO YOU SHOULD BE SCARED! *I'm* scared! Jeeeeeez XDDDDD

[action] I REALLY CAN'T BE SCARED... I mean, it's Marco

[action] He is pretty ridiculous

[action] And batshit

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[action] and by "a bit" you mean "a lot

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[action] NO YOU SHOULD BE SCARED! I'm scared! Jeeeeeez XDDDDD