7 - [Text] The phoenix compiles a beastiary, does that mean he should be in it too?

[fierybluebird]

I'm attempting to compile a list of the monsters and/or natural creatures of this place. Thus to anyone who's fought some of the monsters or can offer information about them, I'd appreciate whatever you can share. Then we can keep the notebook in the library for anyone else stuck here later on.

Helpful form though not necessary to use:
<b>Name of monster type (if known)</b>: <b>Description of monster</b>: -- any pictures you can draw or took would also be helpful. <b>Where the monster was found or tends to be:</b> <b>What it eats</b>: <b>Is it edible itself?</b> <b>What world/region it comes from before Discedo:</b> (If known) <b>Danger level:</b> Is it unusually strong? Could a child defeat it? Does it require special types of weapons to defeat? Is it normally passive unless you invade its territory? Is it poisonous? Does it have special powers? Kill counts too would help. <b>Anything else to consider?</b>

Thank you very much to anyone who helps.

Also Ace, I miss Namur. We should adopt a shark and name it after him.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Normally I'd say other residents not included, but screw it, this is too funny to leave out.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

this does so count
im tellin you hes a monster
hes not a troll

[fierybluebird]

Oh really?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

yup
hes that assbee i told you about
you knoww
the buzzin irritatin one

[fierybluebird]

I thought so. From all the honey references, eh.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

wwell the honey part is true
not that the other parts arent but
its all true

[fierybluebird]

Understood.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

dont just understand
id do somethin but
im kind of bein wwatched ovver by evveryone in the hivve
cause my arm is all gross lookin
like really gross lookin

[fierybluebird]

Jeez. Have you gone to see a doctor yet?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

wwhy wwould i do that

[fierybluebird]

Because your arm's all fucked up.

How did that happen anyway?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

i got stabbed
and then it wwas stitched up but i ripped the stitches a couple a times

[fierybluebird]

Oi. This is why I'm glad I'm a phoenix.

All right mate, you can't leave it untreated or it'll get worse, eh. Come on, I'll take you to Worth or something.

[biwinning]

what the fuck!

[fierybluebird]

Hi.

I'm Marco.

[Waves.]

[biwinning]

ii don't giive a 2hiit who you are.
don't fuckiing put that up.

[fierybluebird]

It's not getting put up anywhere.

[biwinning]

...
2o you're not keepiing iit.

[fierybluebird]

Depends.

Are you intending to spawn more of yourself or go on a rampage of some sort?

[biwinning]

ii couldn't even do that iif ii wanted two.
whiich ii don't.
you know eriidan'2 the one who want2 two go on a genociidal rampage, riight.

[fierybluebird]

Define "genocidal rampage." Besides, he seems cool enough.

[Clearly has some fucked up friends in his life.]

[biwinning]

"kiill all land dweller2" kiind of genociidal.

al2o ii thiink you're miixiing up "cool" wiith "total lo2er."

[fierybluebird]

Nope, he's definitely cool.

And plenty of fishmen say that and mellow out with... okay they don't mellow, but they're still not so bad.

[biwinning]

he'2 2tiill not cool.
who the fuck wear2 a scarf underwater.

[fierybluebird]

Stylish bad-asses.

[Um. Marco does. Kind of more "underwater" but anyways.]