fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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Discedo, eh. Go figure.

i wwouldnt knoww
wwe dont havve
wwhatevver you called them on alternia

and then i punched them

but noww i feel like i am gonna sleep
actually
i cant
feel my heartbeat
oh gog am i dead
marco is this the afterlife
make sure you feed my body to the ocean if im dead

[So cold Japan ;; When he winds up sleeping with her it'll be on your head.]

Denmark, Anemone, Seifer, Yusei, Kresnik -- and he's looking for Kirika?-- And Eridan is with all your... uh. Fans. His brothers. I'm a little worried about him actually. Way more than usual I mean.

No sign of my Ace of Spades.

Yea. I've never even been to school before.

You're not dying. Sounds like they just gave you sedatives.

But you've got it on the ocean, bro.

Want to sleep? You might feel better in the morning?

Me neither.

Is it boring?

[gfjkdsgdsf horrible]

...Worried?

Ah, but... I see. I will do my best to look out for him, as well.

wwhatre those

no if i sleep
theyll see that as a wweakness
i must
defeat them first
in this mental wwarfare

A bit, I guess, but I think it was because I already knew everything the teacher was teaching. It was pretty basic physics and mathmatics. Everyone else in the classroom besides Japan seemed to enjoy it, though.

Thank you. It's important.

As for Eri... how much has my Spade told you about Fishman Island?

[Japan is quiet for a second]

I believe it was... briefly mentioned regarding Ace-kun attempting to be my boss.

Are you aware of anyone else in this location?

Human version of your sopor slime -- stuff that makes you sleep.

Trust me, if this is mental warfare they're already losing. I'm very good at that area and this isn't how you do it. If you get your enemy's back against a wall they'll fight you three times more fiercely.

I see. Japan was distracted or just confused you mean?

guh i need to wwin
i need to find the others
i cant sleep
theres gotta be a reason wwhy wwere here and only us

Several. Seems like everyone from the other Discedo.

Well, I can't find my room-mates. The D brothers if you ever met them.

Okay. Eri reminds me of my brother Namur.

[Linda's voice: "What do you mean 'Namur.'" -- Back at her, but muffled, "What?" "You don't have a brother named Namur. Did I hit you with that heel? You usually dodge so easily... I'm sorry. You okay honey? Maybe you should like down. -- "I'll be fine, sorry for worrying you. I just meant friend. We were friends from ages ago, he died young so you never met him."]

Japan? Sorry about that. I think I need some fresh air. This discussion might work better on a walk, eh?

Really? No wonder... I wonder who else is here. Did you get a weird communicator-thing too?

[Gasp! Marco, are you getting killed over there?] Linda? Huh... she sounds... charming.

Ah... indeed. I have such issues, as well...

[Japan's on the street, actually. Other people keep recognizing him. Teens... students?]

I can't turn into a phoenix here.

So I'm assuming it's that. Slavers have an easier time selling non-humans. Higher price, humans worry less about owning different species than their own.

Yes.

[Stabbed with high heels man.] Oh she is. Very. You should meet her sometime.

Have you seen my Ace of Spades? Weird question I know, it's just very important.

all this
all this for nothin
id rather the demon had found and decapitated me then this
fuckin muddlin brine suckin mother glubbin cattywwompus thinkin dirt lickers!

im goin to vvery wwell...

Someplace quiet then? I've got a headache. I guess we could try my office.

[And more tsking from Linda in the background about Marco being a workaholic and the tree business can wait until tomorrow.]

Don't talk like that!

I'm not letting you get sold. I promise.

[God Marco, make EVERYTHING A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE why don't you?]

Oh, you sound so excited. [And she laughs.] Invite me over for dinner sometime.

Your Ace of ...? Oh! You mean Ace! No, I haven't seen him anywhere. I haven't really seen anyone yet.

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