fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

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11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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wwhos that

Today has been very odd.

Especially since those crystals appeared.

{He's trying to be careful, because he doesn't know you, but since he knew he wasn't the only 'normal' one here, he just wants to check. Just in case.
Especially since your post was strange compared to some of the others he's come across so far.}

A giant lost and found sounds like a great idea by now.

[ Yeah, she's not very amused by this whole deal. ]

Checking in Lieutenant. Who've you found.

...You're Marco, correct?

I'm reporting in.

Marco?! You're here too?

...Linda-san, is it?

Out of the ordinary is certainly one way to describe it.

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