fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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They're starving you?! Did you tell them you need food?!

they wwont givve me any because i wwont behavve properly
they gavve gam food
but not me
i think maybe
that is wwhy i am so tired
but i refuse to sleep
noww i knoww wwhy kar wwas so upset about sleepin wwhen the derse team wwas rubbin it in his dead prospit dreamselfs face

That's no excuse.

Even when Ace was being a pain in the ass and trying to kill Pops we still fed him.

All right, I talked to Seifer, what kind of weapons would be good for you guys? You like guns right, what about the others?

rifle kind
sickle kind
i dont fuckin knoww wwhat sol uses
claww kind i think
lance kind
and club kind

All right. Sit tight. Don't lose anyone if you can avoid it.

okay
but
i heard they wwere goin to let us out today
or tomorroww
i dont knoww
someone got out

What really?

said it wwas for fresh air
since wwere kids
or somethin

But then they take you back inside?

probably

~~Sounds like slavery to me.~~ [After Seifer's yelling at him for scaring the trolls he backspaces that.]

Well, some outside is better than none. We'll try to hurry.

Eridan, I promise. Don't worry, we won't leave you there.

really
you really really promise

[And then the trolls proceed to go on a field trip to the playground, somehow run off, and pick up prostitutes by telling them they're not wearing enough clothes so they donate their clothes to the hookers and whores of Discedo.]

[wtf trolls. Marco loves you. That practically out-antics his own crew.]

I really promise.

[They're 13 what do you expect from shenanigans of 13 year olds.]

ok
i think maybe
just maybe
i might close my eyes for a feww moments
just a feww

[So epic.]

Yeah, that might make it easier to focus when you need it, eh?

[But in their shenanigans they get placed in higherlock up. orz]

yes
wwake me up
if i fall asleep because i refuse to fall asleep

[Naturally. Ah well, Marco would get bored if he couldn't break through the windows like a psycho on a mission.]

Not even a little?

not evven a little

[marco free the trolls
be the bird who guide them through their revolution]

What if I text or call you back an hour later to wake you up?

[He will. With aplomb, if not sparkles.]

i must not sleep for more than ten seconds marco
it is the laww
the laww that i havve creativvely invvented to wwin this psychological wwar

Eridan, you do realize that depriving someone of sleep is a means of torture and control? Getting to sleep would show them up more than staying awake.

i realize that
but did you also knoww
sleepin is wworse because
they can plague your dreams wwith their medicines
or harm you wwhile you innocently sleep
and then bein asleep wwould become
bein asleep eternally

at least thats howw it wworks i think

Sounds like they're already haunting your waking hours though, but all right. Keep sending me messages so I can make sure you're safe, eh? And if they drug you again, let me know.

11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

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