11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

[fierybluebird]

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

wwhos that

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[fierybluebird]

My girlfriend. She says.

Eri, that you?

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

you havve a girlfriend?

no its just someone pretended to be me
of course its me
though i apologize ahead of time if i dont reply...

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[fierybluebird]

It's news to me too.

What do you mean? Are you okay?!

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[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

Today has been very odd.

Especially since those crystals appeared.

{He's trying to be careful, because he doesn't know you, but since he knew he wasn't the only 'normal' one here, he just wants to check. Just in case.
Especially since your post was strange compared to some of the others he's come across so far.}

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[fierybluebird]

Right. And suddenly, lot of extra people than usual, eh?

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[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

Yea.
Almost seems like over a million more.
Good thing all the buildings are suddenly fixed.

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[isolatedpiece.livejournal.com]

A giant lost and found sounds like a great idea by now.

[ Yeah, she's not very amused by this whole deal. ]

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[fierybluebird]

Missing anything specific?

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[isolatedpiece.livejournal.com]

Quite some things. Including the fact that some person who is definitely not my older brother is claiming to be my older brother.

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[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

Checking in Lieutenant. Who've you found.

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[fierybluebird]

Commander. Lieutenant is a marine rank. Rejected.

So far, Japan, Eridan, Yusei, Denmark, Ange, and Japan said he'd work on finding the others he knows. Which is just as well since I don't know as many people involved as I should.

Still no sign of my Spade.

Eri says he's with his brothers... it doesn't sound good.

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[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[...] That's it?

[Well now he's kind of upset, that's not cool. Some silence...]

Where are you. I don't wanna talk over this stupid thing.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...You're Marco, correct?

I'm reporting in.

[fierybluebird]

Yes.

All right, good. Who are you missing so far?

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

I know that Kirika was in that space, but I haven't heard from her yet.

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[pilot_princess]

Marco?! You're here too?

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[fierybluebird]

Anemone?

Yeah babe I am. Where are you? Are you okay?

[Given that this is voice, that causes all sorts of suspicions with the girlfriend. OOPS.]

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[pilot_princess]

I--I don't know! At some sort of restaurant? Some girl says I... work... here. She told me to sit down in the back for a little because she thinks I bumped my head on the counter...

[She sighs.]

Apparently I've been working here for months. What kind of place is this...? And who are you with?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...Linda-san, is it?

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[fierybluebird]

[QUIET MUMBLE SO SHE CAN'T HEAR HIM] Help me.

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Wawashii onna, is it...

Ah, Marco-san, in any case. [ignoring your cry for help pretty much yes] Have you met with many others?

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[takehiscrown.livejournal.com]

Out of the ordinary is certainly one way to describe it.

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[fierybluebird]

Oh? And how did your day go?

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[takehiscrown.livejournal.com]

It's not every day that one finds himself in the busy, prospering streets of a dead land. [And suddenly engaged....]

How many others are here?