fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

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11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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borin my ass
wwanna trade places wwith me then?
im sure id find somethin outside to do
i alwways find stuff to do
evven wwhen im alone
wwhich is 99.9% of the time

I could find stuff. I'm a pirate. You think I'm going to sit around growing trees?

I'll fuck shit up if they mess with my family and they have.

I'm just tempered by keeping people safe, all right?

maybe you should focus on growwin the biggest gog damn tree there wwas
and use it to make a pretty long ladder

and then use that ladder to knock on my wwindoww in this dorm
its barred but at least its a wwindoww

We'll get you.

What floor are you on?

cant say for sure
could be the fourth
fifth
sixth
third

No sense using the window then, eh.

We'll just do it prison break style.

wwhos to say if you can evven get in here
especially so if i cant get out

Never underestimate a Whitebeard pirate.

Especially if you give him a den den mushi to find his friends.

wwhat the heck is that

This thing we're talking on is like it, but without the transponder snail sending the messages.

Point is, Seifer's out tracking everyone down. We'll get you guys out.

okay
if youre sure

I am.

Just try not to get them mad for now, okay? Easier if we can take them by surprise.

i wwill try not to anger them
try anywways
ivve already kind of angered them

Then they can't be too bad. If this is them angry, I'm not so worried then.

Just give it your best, eh. I'll never ask for more than that.

im sure they could do far wworse if they really wwanted to

Let's not given them reason to then, eh?

ill try
but uh
they already suspect me

So you said.

I just don't want you getting hurt worse than a mere timeout.

...timeout?

it wwasnt such a mere thing marco
wwhere wwere from wwe dont just draww blood like that
less youre a rainboww drinker
but i honestly doubt thats howw rainboww drinkers drink blood

Humans draw blood to check for diseases. Fuck, how do I explain this?

I'm less worried because humans in my world believe fishman blood is tainted. It's actually the same, same goes for giants, but they don't allow transfusions, because they don't allow the blood to mix. Pops' nurses have to take my blood every so often because I regenerate so fast that it can be used to save my brothers. I don't think that is what these guys are doing, and I'm not going to leave you there to find out, but it sounds like they're just testing it, eh.

In my world only friends would draw blood -- or at least someone who wants to keep you safe. Marines and other pirates would just leave you to bleed out, not try to collect it.

wwhy wwould blood determine if you havve a disease
but i disgress

oh wwell its not like they could use my blood tainted or not
its oh i dont knoww
fuckin purple!? yeah trolls cant go around givvin out free blood because givvin purple blood to a yelloww blood wwould probably kill the yelloww blood
probably
i dont knoww wwe just let our people bleed out if they cant stop bleedin

but if wwe can survvivve havvin our arms blowwn off
or our legs chainsawwed off
then i guess wwe havve evvolvved enough to not evven need blood trasnfusions or wwhatevver

Because that's where diseases attack. Bacteria and viruses. Diseases are like an enemy so tiny and fierce that they're even harder to fight than a giant. Humans found ways of drawing blood to find those enemies.

Humans can survive loss of limbs too, eh. Hell, Shanks lost his arm and he's still a pirate emperor -- one of the four strongest people in the world.

For the amount of blood I've seen you lose frequently, I would say you can survive more blood loss than a human, but treating wounds is about saving as many people as possible. The less who die, the better, eh. To me, that's its own kind of evolution.

oh
i doubt trolls wwould evver devvelop technology for that
i mean wwe dont havve any adults on our planet and its kind of hard to trust kids to go around doctorin people
but it doesnt matter i suppose

wwhat ivve been through here is nothin
our crippled chum
wwe cut off his legs wwhile he wwas sleepin to givve him robotic ones so he could wwalk again
it wwas like a tsunami of browwn all ovver the gog damn floor
and he is alivve
i guess wwe could be pretty good doctors if wwe really wwanted to be

but im hopin ill get a scar like my ancestor one day
he had twwo scars across his face
thus the name orphaner dualscar

Yeah? Your old man?

Damn, seems like everyone cool in my world has a scar. Pops had one from Gol D. Rogers and tons of them all over his chest, Shanks is famous for the three over his eye from Teach, Ben's got an X, Garp has one near his eye, Silvers has one over his eye, Luffy's got one under his eye, and now even Ace has one... not in a good way, but still.

I should really complain seeing as what I get in exchange, but I am a little jealous, eh.

wwell its just a thought that hes my ancestor
see like
trolls
the symbols wwe wwear on our shirts
if someone shares a symbol it means you havve a lot in common

and it could mean that youre ancestors or descendants but
no one can say for sure
because as soon as you givve the queen your buckets
youre off to wwar nevver to return to the alternia again
and evven that aside
itd be hard to trace lineage because you wwould nevver knoww wwhich relationship you wwere conceivved from
kismesis or matesprit
so its better to not really try to trace that shit
its not impossible im just sayin its nearly impossible
cause your ancestor could havve died and stuff anywways so there wwould alwways be the uncertainty lingerin around

youll get a cool scar one day marco
maybe the stars are just wwaitin for you to out badass them all wwith a scar

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