fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Nurse)
Marco the Phoenix ([personal profile] fierybluebird) wrote2011-04-05 04:01 pm

11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
thats exactly wwhat i mean by opposite
see wwere all actually related but
there isnt any relationships like that circulatin around
i guess wwere just bond to bein blood thirsty little brats

the game wwas
wwell to put it shortly
the game is a game wwhere the demise of your planet is inevvitable but
in playin it if you can finish the wwar and defeat the final boss to exile him
you wwin the game and get to create a neww planet in wwhich you can reside in as heroes
as gods
wwe created the humans wworld but somethin happened and ww wwere unable to inhabit our neww wworld to bring about the repopulation of our species
so noww not only do wwe have no home to go back to
wwevve been barred from the vvery wworld wwe created

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
i wwish it wwas
wwould be makin all this a wwhole lot easier

not particularly i mean
it wwas goin be wworth it all in the end from the sounds of it
until the fuckin humans wwent and screwwed up things by makin their queen too strong wwell i guess noww it wwould be an agent of derse
since their owwn jack noir ovverthreww their kingdom
but wwhatevver
guess the troll kids wwill rot awway here instead

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
perhaps but
no wwhere did anyone say matesprits and kismesis wwould be such forevver
maybe wwhen wwe go off to wwar they nevver sea each other
wwho knowws

i havvent had anythin to eat since i wwoke up
you call that healthy

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
they wwont givve me any because i wwont behavve properly
they gavve gam food
but not me
i think maybe
that is wwhy i am so tired
but i refuse to sleep
noww i knoww wwhy kar wwas so upset about sleepin wwhen the derse team wwas rubbin it in his dead prospit dreamselfs face

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
rifle kind
sickle kind
i dont fuckin knoww wwhat sol uses
claww kind i think
lance kind
and club kind

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
okay
but
i heard they wwere goin to let us out today
or tomorroww
i dont knoww
someone got out

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
said it wwas for fresh air
since wwere kids
or somethin

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
really
you really really promise


[And then the trolls proceed to go on a field trip to the playground, somehow run off, and pick up prostitutes by telling them they're not wearing enough clothes so they donate their clothes to the hookers and whores of Discedo.]

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[They're 13 what do you expect from shenanigans of 13 year olds.]

ok
i think maybe
just maybe
i might close my eyes for a feww moments
just a feww

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