fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Nurse)
Marco the Phoenix ([personal profile] fierybluebird) wrote2011-04-05 04:01 pm

11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
wwhos that

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you havve a girlfriend?

no its just someone pretended to be me
of course its me
though i apologize ahead of time if i dont reply...

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...lay off the faygo dude

theyre wwatchin us
theyre sayin some of us havve to go to the hospital tonight
wwhatevver that means
but they wwont let us go anywwhere

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[identity profile] satellitemecha.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Today has been very odd.

Especially since those crystals appeared.

{He's trying to be careful, because he doesn't know you, but since he knew he wasn't the only 'normal' one here, he just wants to check. Just in case.
Especially since your post was strange compared to some of the others he's come across so far.}

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
bevverage

the people wwatchin us
dont you havve people wwatchin you?

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[identity profile] satellitemecha.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea.
Almost seems like over a million more.
Good thing all the buildings are suddenly fixed.

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah sure
wwhy not

theyre not lettin me leavve
i wwant to leavve but theyre sayin i cant until after my appointment
and evven then theyre sayin theyll consider lettin me leavve
im startin to get peevved off here
sol is too pretically seethin right next to me
all of us are actually

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
wwhy they hell wwould i let them put collars on us that just sounds plain stu-

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
e
explode?

...wwhat the hell DO THEY WWANT TO EXPLODE US OR TAKE OUR BLOOD FUCKIN ASSHOLES

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[identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A giant lost and found sounds like a great idea by now.

[ Yeah, she's not very amused by this whole deal. ]

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[identity profile] satellitemecha.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno.
I saw Japan earlier during school, and he said the scientists would have left a clue of some sort.
We didn't get to talk much, I couldn't find him after class ended.

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
wwait
are you sayin
youre not here?

i dont knoww but theyre not takin my blood
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