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11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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bevverage

the people wwatchin us
dont you havve people wwatchin you?

Alcohol?

Just Linda. She doesn't leave me alone very long. Worse than Pops' nurses.
Are they doing anything to you?

yeah sure
wwhy not

theyre not lettin me leavve
i wwant to leavve but theyre sayin i cant until after my appointment
and evven then theyre sayin theyll consider lettin me leavve
im startin to get peevved off here
sol is too pretically seethin right next to me
all of us are actually

You're all together.

Eridan. Do not let them put collars on you.

Okay, this isn't my world so maybe I'm over-reacting.

But seriously. If they do that, I'm not Silvers Rayleigh, I can't take those collars off and they explode the slaves.

Play nice, it might just be the scientists, eh, not slavers. If they do something creepy during the appointment, let me know. Just don't let put collars on. Anything else I can deal with.

wwhy they hell wwould i let them put collars on us that just sounds plain stu-

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explode?

...wwhat the hell DO THEY WWANT TO EXPLODE US OR TAKE OUR BLOOD FUCKIN ASSHOLES

I don't know. Just what you describe sounds like slavers. My crew has had to fight them a lot. What the hell would they want your blood for?

wwait
are you sayin
youre not here?

i dont knoww but theyre not takin my blood

Edited 2011-04-05 21:26 (UTC)

I'm in Discedo. At the moment, my apartment. I might go back to my office in a bit though. Where are you guys?

dunno
near the hospital from the sounds of it
but i cant say for certain

And they're not letting you out?

All right, keep in touch. If anything happens we'll come help. For now we're just trying to find everyone.

Anyone other than your brothers there?

no
they wwont evven let us havve our owwn clothes
wwere wwearin some kind of uniform
not that it matters but they arent exactly comfortable

i saww some others
but i cant be for sure
but i hear em mutterin nonhumans at us
wwhich is kinda obvvious dontcha think but wwhatevver

Yeah. It screams of slavery all right.

Usually they always think the kids are pretty docile because a few beatings makes the kids not fight back. That works for us though, less security, more prone to slipping up. Avoid collars, and I'll work on a plan. Lie low, if you're docile, they'll be happy, they should want you in tact. Sells better.

it doesnt look like it
looks and sounds more like prisoners
wwhat use is a crippled slavve
no use thats wwhat
and one of my brothers is crippled

Because slaves aren't just for manual labor.

Sometimes they purposely cripple them so they can't get away.

...

We don't know that they're slavers yet.

Keep your eyes and ears open for clues, eh.

let me knoww if you find out anythin...
sounds like you havve a longer leash
or a lack of one thereforth

Of course.

And the day I can't shake off one violent woman I'll retire as a son of Newgate.

they just keep glarin at me
its unnervvin

hang on

Creepy.

[Waaaits.]

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ERI?!

ERIDAN?!

[Brb, angry pirate not in phoenix form off smashing shit.]

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