fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

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11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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Don't be.

What happened.

Did I get you in trouble?

not you
i got me in trouble

What happened?

i wwas reprimanded for my behavvior....

Reprimanded how?

[You can't see it Eri, but this is Marco slipping into the mode wherein he murders people.]

they

they took my blood up at the hospital
and then locked me in a room for
quote to quote 'runnin my mouth an mouthin off'

What, like a nurse does?

But no boiling water or spike forests or shit?

i guess

no
just solitary confinment
im really groggy though
like i havve to try to focus on the screen

... Groggy.

How much did they take?

a lot
but they also had another needle in my arm
cause i wwas figjtin wwith them

noww i knoww howw ter feels
i cant focus on anythin

So they drugged you to calm you down.

Son of a...

The punishment -- mouthing off to them or talking to me?

am i supposed to be this unfocused
oh gog
its like
land of stupid and coconuts all ovver again

drugged? i dont knoww
it wwasnt sopor slime
it wwas clear

i told them to glub off and put their optic sponges wwhere their brine suckers are
fuckin sick of them glarin at me like im gonna vvery wwell kill them or somethin

There's different types of drugs, Eri.

Yeah, that would get them mad. I recommend avoiding that for a little while. It'll make punching them later more satisfactory I promise.

i wwouldnt knoww
wwe dont havve
wwhatevver you called them on alternia

and then i punched them

but noww i feel like i am gonna sleep
actually
i cant
feel my heartbeat
oh gog am i dead
marco is this the afterlife
make sure you feed my body to the ocean if im dead

You're not dying. Sounds like they just gave you sedatives.

But you've got it on the ocean, bro.

Want to sleep? You might feel better in the morning?

wwhatre those

no if i sleep
theyll see that as a wweakness
i must
defeat them first
in this mental wwarfare

Human version of your sopor slime -- stuff that makes you sleep.

Trust me, if this is mental warfare they're already losing. I'm very good at that area and this isn't how you do it. If you get your enemy's back against a wall they'll fight you three times more fiercely.

guh i need to wwin
i need to find the others
i cant sleep
theres gotta be a reason wwhy wwere here and only us

I can't turn into a phoenix here.

So I'm assuming it's that. Slavers have an easier time selling non-humans. Higher price, humans worry less about owning different species than their own.

all this
all this for nothin
id rather the demon had found and decapitated me then this
fuckin muddlin brine suckin mother glubbin cattywwompus thinkin dirt lickers!

im goin to vvery wwell...

Don't talk like that!

I'm not letting you get sold. I promise.

[God Marco, make EVERYTHING A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE why don't you?]

ill vvery wwell kill evvery last one of them
fuck
i dont havve a wweapon
ill gore them to death
my horns may not be fully devveloped but i swwear on the royal sea trolls
theyll become gl bgolyb bait wwhen im done wwith em

Calm down. Save it for when we know their plan, then we'll strike when they're weakest. If you try to hit them now, they'll just be on their guard when we could attack, eh?

wwhat and wwait here wwhile wwere bein told to do gl bygolyb knowws wwhat
no

Eridan, if you get them mad enough, they'll just kill you. And then it'll be very hard to get some weapons to you.

Rampage when it's good. Timing is at least 30% of the art of war.

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